BREAKING NEW GROUND

what’s the punchline here

wait

Umm….

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

what happened on this post

EVERYTHING

and i'm proud of y'all

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

Parasite deserves the Oscar for this post alone.

i might just fuck around and put a loaf of bread, a wedge of cheese, and an apple into a handkerchief, tie it to a stick, and hop on a freight train headed west 

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

as an eldest daughter, i sometimes commit the grave sin of having emotions

All your random posts are almost uncomfortably relatable

“conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know” had nothing to do with Elsa’s powers. it’s just the mantra of eldest daughters

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait