The Royal Spaceship

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

actually have nothing funny or snarky to say about episode 5. this is just actually the most moving and heartwrenching television i've ever witnessed and it changed my life. it changed so many people's lives. sometimes i'm like the hr hype is lowkey a little too insane and then i watch this episode and i feel like the world writ large actually underreacted to how legendary this episode was. i too would actually soul bond with francois, hudson, and connor if i witnessed this live in the dead of winter.

like i'm sorry rr/tierney ate with this....... like the idea that someone else coming out being the impetous for you yourself taking a big leap of faith too is so like. what being gay and in a community is about. like you just literally don't know you aren't the only one if someone doesn't come out and do something so ridiculously brave. sorry i'm being so earnest about this because i'm writing this mid tears. like that thing jacob said about how scott's coming out needs to be outlandish and loud to contrast the like quiet and tender coming together of shane and ilya. the problem with this show is that it's literally that good.

do you see this shit my liege

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

like in my post-outing #sleepwalkingshane vision he starts with just sleep talking and having brief midnight conversations with ilya he doesn’t remember and progresses to doing things like flushing his car keys and cooking eggs without a pan and just getting eggs all over the stovetop and it’s freaking ilya out and then one of the kitchen knives goes missing and shane doesn’t know where it is either and then ilya wakes up one night to shane sawing chunks of his hair off with the knife and speaking to ilya strangely and insisting that ilya isn’t ilya and now shane’s trying medication and it isn’t doing anything and he’s trying a million life hacks like duct taping his hands in oven mitts and it’s all getting worse and he’s having waking dreams now and ten second memory gaps and they go up to the cottage to get away from everything and it’s early november and they have an alarm if the bedroom door opens and ilya wakes up to the alarm blaring but shane’s not in the house and he looks outside and shane is standing at the edge of the dock in his pajamas his back to ilya and ilya runs out there barefoot but the second he says shane’s name shane steps off the dock through the quarter inch of early november ice and into the water and of course shane wakes up when he hits the water but being asleep in warm cozy bed with your husband and then suddenly being in ice cold pitch black water is a hell of a mindfuck and he’s obviously freaking out and of course ilya jumps in after him but then they both almost drown and ilya manages to drag him back onto the dock and then immediately strips and gets them in a hot shower so they don’t get hypothermia and shane is like so disoriented and the adrenaline is crashing and they’re both panting and shaking and sitting on the floor of the shower and ilya is like okei. so now do you believe me that this is problem.

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure