One of these days im going to write all my thoughts about how ilya rozanov fucking loves kent Parson and adopts him as his mini me when everyone else calls him a little rat because its like looking in a mirror. What do you mean your blond, with unruly hair, cocky and too talented for your own good and went first in the draft the year after me. What do you mean you're a closeted queer kid with too much pressure on your shoulders from day drop to carry your team and become the face of a franchise. What do you mean the person you loved most in the world tried to commit suicide, and you were the person to find him, and sure, they didn't die, but in a way thats worse because he's the ghost haunting Kent's life regardless. i think Kenny gets drunk at his first NHL awards and drunkenly confesses ehough of this to Ilya in an elevator that he's able to connect the dots and figure out who he's talking about and god damn is he mad about it. Beacuse he knows exactly what feels like, to be on that side of things and honestly fuck that. The hate boner that he would have for Jack Laurent Zimmerman on Kenny's behalf (and his own unresolved feelings about Irina) would be epic and probably lasts until sometime in year 2/3 of jack being in the league when Kenny finally convinces him that its whatever now and he can also be whatever about it (though I think he's will always be a little mad/sad about it). I just know he has fully gotten into a fight with Tater about Kenny after he watched the falcs play vegas.
Do think he'd love Bitty's snark though, even though he's also never going to get over the comment that Bitty is like the tradwife version of Kent that he heard once at the Kingfisher that fully made him do a spitatake.
Anyways, I feel like Kenny probably gets Shane and Ilya in the divorce, because Shane would love a cocky, blond boy with unruly hair thats a little bit of an asshole but actually has a heart of gold and you cannot convince me otherwise. I actually think Kenny probably had inadvertently given him stress palpitations in juniors about it before Shane made peace with himself and his sexuality. Sweet jealous Ilya had gotten actually mad at Kenny due to Shane admitting he thought Kenny was hot back in juniors and like, objectively still is because he reminded him so much of Ilya. Kenny is like hands up: Nope no, now way, even if he is objectively hot, he reminds me too much of Jack, so he's all yours, you get to be the timeline with the happy ending dude. And Ilya realizes that he does and thats a heads-up but also or makes him sad again. Anyways, Ilya is going to find Kenny a permanent man if it kills him (even though I think he's probably helped him wheel many a hot man hookup back home in vegas when they go out clubbing after their games--god they'd be menaces in the club scene together--and introduced him to Kingfisher crew for whenever hes in NYC) beacuse hes gotta shut down that line of thinking even being a possibility asap but honestly Shane has fully been like Parse who? since Ilya shook his hand in a Saskatchewan parking lot.
Have I spent months and months thinking about this? You cant prove anything.
dailybridgerton
stormborns
turnnoffyourmind
kaledo-art
annaxmalina
areudirty
izzy806
snowghoul
romaincrisis
