The Aimless Musings of a UVM Grad Student

just gobling

anyway, the 8 hour workday and the concept of “8 hours work, 8 hours rest, 8 hours recreation” is outdated and based on the lives and needs of married straight men who had a wife at home doing all the unpaid domestic labor, childcare, and elderly care. We should all be fighting for a 4 hour workday tbh

I can’t remember the last time I picked up a book, saw nothing but reviews on the back, and didn’t immediately just give up and put it back down. There’s supposed to be a summary on the back for a REASON!

“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

That is a  wonderful way of looking at it, thankyou. Makes me feel better about myself when I DO feel that way.

So I bought lemonade from these little girls’ lemonade stand and as I was leaving one of them yelled “You’re welcome for the lemonade and good luck fighting the dragon!” so now I’m slightly concerned about how the rest of my day is going to go

@ruthless-rage literally me 😭

He wants to work but doesn’t want to ruin the music! This is quite nice.

This is like a PDQ Bach album- Marches for outdoor band and improvisational construction equipment.

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

No offense but these are absolute classic images

Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog

I choose to believe.