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the saw franchise is funnier if billy the puppet was a genuine haunted doll that just. did that. like john kramer made him and some spirit just merged with the doll and had a zest for bloodlust and it was a convenient match. they just point billy in the right direction and let him loose in the saw traps

I think I've posted enough about Saw to warrant posting this joke. I am a t4t hoffstrahm truther obviously bc literally what's the point otherwise but I think Strahm is like, 30 years on hormones stealth at work every surgery available trans guy who calls himself "one of the last of the old-school transsexuals" or some shit. While doing """FBI research""" he finds out about Hoffman advertising his "mancunt" on Grindr and gets so angry he gives himself heart palpitations

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

As part of her social media detox this girl on YouTube made herself do one hour of understimulating tasks every day and she just counted rice for 60 minutes straight because its no different from doomscrolling in terms of wasted time

When I say this changed my life. Every time I'm on my phone I ask myself Is this different from counting rice for one hour ? and if the answer is no I go find something else to do. It works well because it's not about conforming to productivity standards or about moralizing digital hobbies it's just an honest reflection on whether tomorrow I will be glad I spent my time this way and then acting accordingly. The rice paradigm