My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

I have already died thrice by 1pm

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

I hate not doing anything actually but I'm very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #pride and prejudice twice a day.

when i make playlists im sorting different colored rocks into a bucket

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

Why do the "let dudes be friends" ppl only ever say that about the gayest motherfuckers who have ever walked the earth??? So many good examples and good representation of dudes being pals, but you have to say this shit about the two men who stare at each other's lips for a living and clearly dream about each other at night???

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos