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BRO IM SOBBING RYUNOSUKE IS THE BEST DRAGON TO EVER LIVE I CANT SEE MY KEYBOARD IM CRYING SO HARDDDD FUCK LAW AND ZORO THEY RUINED IT

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Imagine:
Me a 20 year old woman listening to the Bubble Guppies playlist and once again like a 3am text from a toxic ex one piece pops up in my head again.
Imagine this an unappreciated underpaid teacher from the surface decides they can't do it anymore and the surface children are kicking their ass. So what's the best course of action moving to Fish man island of course!
They take up a teacher position under the sea hoping for a better experience. Thus where bubble guppies comes in.
Teaching the children to love themselves as well as teaching about the surface world.
Should I be listening to bubble guppies at my big age? Probably not
Is that going to stop me? NO no it will not
Why did I feel the need to voice this random thought? Because I can.. you're welcome
THE HEART PIRATES OR WHITBEARDS WITH A NIMONA OR BEAST BOY INSPIRED CHARACTER. GIVE LAW A LITTLE SIBLING AGAIN. GO GIVE THE WHITEBEARDS AN ANEURYSM.
Do I know why I said this in all caps. No not really but it's a good idea a great one even đ
I don't know why this just popped up in my head but I've been on a pokemon x one piece spree for the longest time right??
Now stay with me here: Imagine a Ho-Oh inspired devil fruit for a character. Now I know what you're thinking "UM ISN'T MARCOS DEVIL FRUIT BASED OFF A PHOENIX AND ISN'T HO-OH BASED OFF A PHOENIX AS WELL??"
But that's the thing Ho-Oh is based off a east Asian Phoenix known as 'Fenghuang'
Marco is based on the Greek and western inspired Phoenix. SO SO SO SO TECHNICALLY IT COULD BE SEEN AS TWO DIFFERENT CREATURES TWO DIFFERENT DEVIL FRUITS.
Now remember to stay with me. The so-called character has this devil la di da they join the straw hats. And I'm picturing a very loving kind everyone deserves kindness type of character. And main reason for joining the strawhats is because they sense the makings of a rainbow hero in luffy. RIGHT right. So I'm picturing them living it up everyday is a great day when you're alive right. Dancing living it up being a bird and treating the strawhats as their flock you know preening the whole shabang.
Now BOOM *SPOILER WARNING*
Marine Ford happens and you know Ace is dying sad traumatic heart wrenching but who shows up?!?!? ITS YA BOI READERRRRRR and obviously anyone who knows Pokemon knows Ho-Oh can bring people back to life just like they did for the legendary beasts. So they come in all golden glory and revive Ace and Whitebeard and Little Oars Jr. Can't forget about my boy.
Everyone is happy we just saved his brother.
Everyone is happy everyone is dancing The end.
Now why did I write this long ass post. IDK I THOUGHT IT AND FELT LIKE OTHERS SHOULD KNOW IT.
i love sanji so much, oda dont know sanji like i do

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STOP PUTTING âX readerâ IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING PUT AN OC!!!
YOU CANâT SAY UR FANFIC IS A X READER IF YOU HAVE CHOSEN A NAME, FACE CLAIM AND YOU WRITE DETAILS ON WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE! THATS NOT HOW IT WORKSđđđ
I need to gain the ability to write better. I need to make or read the outrageous One Piece crossover fics that fly through my head.
The DCA with the Strawhats, The teen titans with The Whitebeards, Generator Rex, Danny Phantom, Nimona, Superman doing what the World Government doesn't save people being a pillar of good, Found family with the Whitebeards loads of it, Quite literally the most random crossovers I will read I need them.
I need more One Piece cross over fics there isn't enough and I would rather shank myself than put my trash writing out.
Giant reader so they can handle Loki's spirit and body properly...
well watered gardens // vinsmoke sanji
summary: zeffâs daughter!reader x sanji; you fell for the boy you grew up with, despite your fatherâs best effort.
warnings: language, [ sexual themes, heavily implied sex, suggestive commentsâ *look at who youâre reading about fr ] smoking, established relationship, childhood lovers, forbiddenish romance, a few time jumps,â¨a man who yearns is a man who earnsâ¨// the most pathetic lover boy youâll ever meet
a/n: fyi, this is literally just a romance novel. iâm obsessed. itâs hella long and will likely have a part two
- the baratie was packedâ fuller than even the average hectic friday night. you were practically tripping over the other waiters as you rushed to fulfill orders and refill drinks. there was an agitated curse as you fully collided with one of the sous chefs. his infuriation turned to mild panic as he stumbled over frantic apologies.
âapologies, miss! i didnât see you there.â
you knew if it had been anyone else, he would have fired them or cursed the out until he was blue in the face. it was always different with you. it had to be different with youâ you were the ownerâs daughter and the baratie princess aspired to be more than just what you were and desperately wanted to be anywhere elseâŚ
âi wish i didnât see you at allâŚâ you brushed past him and scooped up the upcoming orders, eyeing them skeptically, âthese look drier than your wife, chef⌠why you were elected sous chef i will never understand. youâve done crimes to my beautiful tomatoes with this sauceââ
perhaps you were biasedâ it was a five star restaurant after all, and zeff only hired the bestâ though there was oneâ one whoâs cooking outdid even your father and even he knew it.
âthere was no one better qualified, love. your fatherâs decisionâ take it up with him.â
you huffed in exasperation as you tilted your hip against the door to open it just as someone else swung it towards you. the trays flew into the air as your feet slid out from under you. multiple dishes splattered onto your head as a pair of arms lunged forward to catch you. you gasped as scalding liquid soaked down the back of you, shrieking as the door slammed into you once again and sending you tumbling to the floor.
âshit!â the body that had attempted to catch you went tumbling down on top of you, bringing plates shattering and even more miscellaneous liquids and solids down on your head. the familiar head of blond hair looked down at you with a guilty expression, reminding you greatly of a scolded puppy.
âyou two!â you cursed and attempted to scramble to your feet at your fatherâs sharp tone, âout! both of you out! tonight is not the night for your bullshit!â
âbut iââ
âit was my fault, sirââ
âboth of you out! now! go back to your garden and you can clean this entire place later!â
you cursed as you threw your apron on the floor, stomping out of the kitchen and drawing the attention of many guests.
âiâm sorryââ sanji was stumbling over apologies too, though his were sincere and an attempt to placate your mood only slightly. you grabbed his hand and dragged him along behind you, not slowing until you were on the roof.
âi am sorry. i didnât see you behind the door andââ
you pulled him against you with a sigh as your lips met his. he shut up instantly; arms snaking around you and pulling you in with all the more enthusiasm and desperation.
âyou didnât do that on purpose, did you?â sanji pulled away breathless, eyeing you with that damn smirk that always got him in trouble.
âof course not. the door swinging back and hitting me in the ass was just a happy accident.â
sanji snorted and shook his head, looking you over with an incredulous smile, ânow youâve landed us with clean up.â
âas i recall you quite like making use of the empty kitchen⌠and the stainless steel counters-â
sanji just kissed you againâ all passion and hands and intensity as if every time he kissed you would be the last. your knees nearly gave out as you get lost in the feeling of him. the constant giggles and goofing off of childhood had shifted to quick kisses and stolen glances and were now something deeper and heavier and all consuming.
âi think heâs a damn fool and has no right to handle your produceâŚâ sanjiâs mouth dropped to your neck, lips brushing against your skin as he spoke, before placing slow and agonizing kisses along your throat. you hummed, tilting your head back and closing your eyes.
always knowing just what to say, while always making it sound suggestive, sanji responded with a hum. the stress and frustration of the day washed away as sanji pulled you closer and the kisses deepened, slowed and turned more sensual.
âsanjiââ you gasped as your calves fell against the edge of a planter, âthe plantsââ
sanji didnât move his mouth from yours as he shifted once more, âi would never ravage your beautiful plants, darlingâŚâ he eyed you with a soft, devilish smirk, âonly you.â
you pulled him closer, head falling back as he returned to his trail along your throat and collarbone. âif my father comes up hereââ
âi will talk to you fatherâŚâ
âsanjiââ
âweâre going to do things right, love. the moment we tell him, youâre getting a ring⌠iâm still going to ask for your hand. call me old fashionedââ
âi think iâll call you a hopeless romanticâŚâ
âhopeless for you. thatâs for sureâŚâ
you rolled your eyes and breathed out a laugh, âsanji, itâs been four years⌠sneaking around and taking the early shifts and closing shifts⌠i just think⌠what if he says noââ
sanjiâs head burrowed into your neck again as he shushed you softly. you just sighed contently, hands reaching for his hair to steady yourself. -
the morning had started quite like every other morning for the last ten years since your father had emerged from sea with a strange boyâ finally claiming you after your motherâs death. growing up in the baratie had taught you anything culinary and customer service you would ever need, while your mother had taught you to cook, clean, tend to flowers and plant a garden bountiful enough to provide for an entire village. you had never experienced anything of the real world, living your life as the quiet cookâs daughter, growing the produce for the restaurant and wishing desperately to one day leave.
sanji cursed beside you as zeffâs voice rang out orders throughout the kitchen. he was slicing your precious herbs with a careless urgency that would have anyone else in this damn kitchen chopping off a finger or leaving horribly uneven cuts.
âyou seem tense this morningâŚâ you shifted just slightly so your shoulder brushed against sanjiâs, head ducked so only he heard you.
âiâm not tense, love.â sanjiâs tone held its usual soft fondness towards you, though his posture and aggressive chopping proved otherwise.
âheâs just beenâ really reallyââ sanji tilted the chopped dill into a bowl and reached for the cilantroâ you placed your hand over his and lifted your eyebrows. sanji tensed and froze, eyes on you softly, âiâm sorry. the talk didnât go well. ever sinceââ
âthe talk? you asked him?â you nearly dropped the knife you were holding, âyou talked to him? what did he say?â you abandoned your cutting entirely and grabbed sanjiâs elbow, pushing him into the walk in freezer and shutting the door behind you.
sanji didnât meet your eyes, jaw tight, glancing around the freezer as if looking for a way out. âhe said i wasnât good enough for you. and that if he was in his right mind, he should have me arrested and shipped off to-â
âsanji.â you leaned back against the door to block him from trying to end the conversation by leaving, âi told you not to talk to him. i told you there was no pointâ he doesnât care that you tried to do the right thingâŚâ
âi wanted to do it right! i want to show him that iâm⌠iâm⌠more than he just lets me be.â
âsanji. i have loved you since we were running around here in training aprons and i couldnât see the top shelves of the freezer. i have known you as long as iâve known my father. i donât care what that bastard says⌠he has no right to say anything about me⌠where was he for the first nine years of my life? i donât care what he says and you shouldnât either.â
âi think you underestimate the shipping me off in handcuffs for going near his daughter.â
you eyed him sharply, lifting an eyebrow, âis that why you never came back last night?â
sanji looked away and you exhaled slowly, not needing any answer other than that.
âhe raised me⌠like his own son. i just thoughtââ
âwho gives a fuck?â
sanji looked at you incredulously, startled by your bluntness. âhe said no⌠fine. iâve always found the sneaking around ratherâŚâ your fingers closed around sanjiâs wrist, thumb sliding up his arm and grip closing tightly around his bicep, âinvigoratingâŚâ
sanjiâs foot slid slightly and you fought back a snort as he cursed under his breath.
âi just⌠i tried to do things right. i want youâ i want to be enough for you.â
âsanji.â you shook your head, jaw tight, âyou are all i want. this stupid restaurant, this stupid staffâ my damn fatherâ this stupid shipâŚ..â
sanji closed his eyes, nose resting against your forehead. he shifted slowly until his lips were against your skin, placing a delicate kiss on your forehead, âi love you. iâll keep proving myself⌠iâll keep doing what the damn old man says until iâm deemed good enough for you.â
âsanjiâŚâ you stood on your toes and tucked his blond bangs behind his ear, âdo what you think you need to. but donât you dare ever let my father stop you from meeting me in my room againâŚâ
sanji grinned, eyes twinkling mischievously. he gave you his usual devilish smirk, tilting his head to eye you softly, âwhatever you say, my loveâŚâ he kissed you once more as your hands slid around his neck, âi get off at eight tonight. so long as the old man doesnât have me cleaning up the entire place again, iâll be there by eight oâ one.â
the plants in your windowsill seemed to visibly perk up as you hummed. managing to grow flora that wasnât found anywhere in the east blue in your tiny ship bedroom was enough of an accomplishment, let alone having blossoming bushes and vines that slowly climbed up the walls. you took a deep inhale at the orange blossoms, eagerly waiting for their fruit to be ready. there was a knock on the door and you nearly dropped the watering can and hit your hip against the corner of your table. cursing, you limped towards the door enthusiastically, opening the door to an exhausted, yet still smirking sanji.
âeight oâ five.â you smiled in amusement, âyouâre late.â
sanji ducked his head with a playful smile, âapologies, my love. but i found these and couldnât resist.â he held out a bouquet of colorful blooms of numerous shapes and sizes. you grinned, scooping them into your arms as you inhaled their scents.
âbeautiful⌠where did you find them?â
âsome sorry bastard double booked a date. i scooped up the ones that werenât smashed. i figured you would be able to tell me what they all wereâŚâ
you eyed him adoringly, smiling up at him like he had hung the moon and stars. sanji loved hearing you talk about plantsâ your garden, your house plants. it was the same passion and excitement that he shared about cooking. you shifted the bouquet into a vase and readjusted the flowers, talking softly as you plucked and flattened. sanji watched with an expression that would have had you folding had you seen it. you grabbed his hand and pulled him over, listing every individual flower and their origin. he slid his arms around you, settling against your back, nose brushing against your jaw, breathing deeply as he just listened to you.
when you were satisfied with the flowersâ new home, you turned to sanji, who was still giving you those dangerous eyes. he looked tiredâ eyelids heavy and hair slightly undone. his apron was still onâ hanging crooked, streaked with tomatoes, green sauce and miscellaneous meat juices. you slid your hands around his back, kissing his jaw as you pulled him closer to untie his apron. sanji sighed contently, head falling forward onto your shoulder.
âis he working you terribly hard, chef?â
your tone was light, soothing him as if he were in need of being babied. sanjiâs mouth quirked up, breathing deeply as he settled against you, ânothing i canât handle⌠still needing to take orders from the sous chef and not getting caught fixing up his sorry excuse for mealsâŚâ
sanji ducked his head gently so you could lift the apron over his head. you tossed it onto the back of the chair and brushed off his suit, pausing to glance up and admire him. his hair had fallen over his eyes and you swore he had never looked more gorgeous. he still wore his suit, wrinkle free and pristine, always showing up and looking his best for a job that didnât appreciate or deserve him. you pulled his jacket off and his breath shook just slightly.
âiâm supposed to take care of you, love.â
âquiet, you. i recallâ as only a humble waitress and occasional hostâ my job is to serve the sous chefâŚâ
sanji smirked at this, raising a suggestive eyebrow. âi donât recall that rule⌠especially since your official title is supplier of our produce and daughter of the owner...â
you clicked your tongue, âsee, thatâs where youâre confused, then⌠her job requires her to work directly under the sous chefâŚâ
sanjiâs tongue pressed against the back of his top front teeth, smirking, eyeing you with a look that promised you would both be running late tomorrow.
you shifted into the warm sunlight on your face, smiling to yourself at the comfortable heaviness that still clung to you. your limbs felt tired, the mattress seemingly pulling you down further into it. a heavy arm draped over your middle and pulled you against a solid chest that radiated heat. the ship rocked slightly, doing nothing to shake the absolute contentment and satisfaction you felt.
the bed shifted as you were pulled into an all encompassing hugâ warm breath on the tip of your spine, sanjiâs nose brushing against the back of your neck as his bangs fell forward onto your jawline. you hummed softly, âgâmorninâŚâ your voice was thick with sleep and the satisfied wear from last night.
âgood morning, gorgeous.â
sanjiâs accent was thick, tone rasping slightly with sleep. he shifted to his elbow, placing a light kiss on your jaw, leaning in until his lips created pressure against your face. you grinned, humming once again as you shifted closer, turning to face him.
sanjiâs hair stuck up in numerous places, disheveled, clear grooves where your fingers had run through it the night before. âlike what you see, love? this certainly isnât your first time waking up next to meâŚâ you smiled to yourself and answered him with a kiss. you shifted as his palm tucked between your shoulder blades, rolling you slightly with the full intent of carrying on what had been finished last night.
an abrupt pounding on your door sucked the sensual domestic bliss from the air and you sat up so quickly your forehead nearly knocked into sanjiâs.
âare you awake yet?â
the tone would not be expected from a father, but it was much softer than the usual tone of zeffâ you gave sanji a grave look before standing to your feet, untangling yourself from the blankets and second set of limbs. âhow fast can you climb out that window?â sanji almost laughed, but he glanced at the table full of plants sympathetically, as if weighing how to best avoid tipping any of them on the way out.
you tripped awkwardly on the way to the door, struggling greatly at pulling on a shirt in record breaking speed and also trying to walk on jelly like legs.
âis there a problem? you could have paged me.â
âiâ no, no problem⌠i wondered if there was anything you needed?â
you blinked skeptically.
zeff eyed you up and down and you stepped closer to the wall, pulling the door closed with you, stupidly.
âwe are docking soon⌠picking up more supplies and taking a little day break. if youâŚwant to buy some clothes⌠or new seedsâŚâ you stared at him incredulously as he dropped a sack of berry into your hand.
âtake sanji with you. you could use⌠i meanâ some places can be unsafe. i wouldnât want anything to happen to you.â
you almost smiled, though you were so stricken at his uncharacteristic gesture. sanji had always been directed to go everywhere with youâ likely another factor that inevitably pushed the two of you together. zeff knew sanji would die before letting anything happen to youâ you had grown up together and were raised together so the two of you going off together or getting into trouble on a day off was nothing new. and zeff was assured that sanji knew the lines that couldnât be crossed and what should happen should anything ever escalate between youâŚ
sanji had arguedâ he really hadnât wanted to disrespect or go against zeffâs wishes. he had taken him and saved his life and raised him with everything he had given youâ but when you gave him that look and inevitably pulled him into bed the following night, once againâ despite your fatherâs threats and warningsâ he really couldnât say no. after all, you had been sneaking around and stealing kisses since you were sixteen. the fact that sanji had tried to go about things properly and been blatantly told no and to stay away from you wasnât stopping youâ and he certainly wasnât going to argue with you. he had promised that you would get a ring. you had promised that one day you would both get the hell out of here. the glass jar filled with tips gave you a trickle of hope, though you swore you were happy as long as you were with himâ secret or not, sneaking around or notâ ring or not. you would have that future, even if it consisted of staying in the baratie, keeping sanji hidden behind your door and pretending like his bedroom had not been vacated for the better part of a year.
the small curl of cigarette smoke hit your nostrils as you turned to reach for another fish. you coughed, hands on your hips as you eyed the culprit. sanji had his eyes half closed, taking another slow drag as his hands settled on the table.
âsanjiâŚâ you scolded and his eyes snapped open and his attention turned to you. he took you in with a guilty expression, smiling shyly.
âthat could kill you.â
âso could this work environment, love.â
you raised your eyebrows in a silent scold and sanji grinned. he stuck his lip out slightly, shifting to lean into you with a knowing smirk.
you snatched the cigarette from his lips and placed it between your own, inhaling slowly with a small smirk. sanji tipped forward, catching himself on the counter with an exhale as his head fall back, âwhat are you doing to me, gorgeous?â he eyed you like you were in trouble and you just smiled innocently before dropping the lit cigarette into the dirty sink water in front of you, âyouâre too easy, ji. and smoking is a dirty habit that will kill you.â
âi could say the same about you, love.â he smirked and met your eyes, leaning in all the more. you narrowed your eyes and gave him an amused smirk, lifting your eyebrows in a dare for him to say more. the kitchen door swung up and sanji straightened his back, standing upright and shifting away from you. you cast him a final smirk before dropping the dead fish down in front of him. sanji eyed you incredulously with a sigh, shaking his head as he began his delicate process of chopping up the fish.
âweâll be docking tonight!â you perked up slightly, turning your attention to zeff, now standing in the middle of the room, holding everyoneâs attention, âsanji, make a list of any and all ingredients you may need. you all will have the evening to do as you wish⌠we will be leaving before first light. anyone not on the ship gets left behind and out a job.â
sanji ducked his head slightly, voice lowered so only you heard him, âdo you think thatâs a promise?â
you bit back a snort, covering your mouth with an exaggerated clearing of your throat. zeff barked orders at the staff before stopping in front of the two of you. he lifted his eyebrows at you, expectant. you blinked slowly, sensing sanji tense slightly. you fought the urge to reach a hand out to stop sanji from starting something or getting himself stuck with working the entire night off.
âyou two donât get into trouble tonight. and donât piss me off today or youâll be on overnight shift.â
sanjiâs mouth twitched and you swore you could read his thoughts for a momentâ your hand behind your back closed securely around his wristâ a silent warning and plea.
sanji exhaled slowly, almost reaching for the cigarette that was no longer there. âyes, sir. thank you. iâll get right on that listâŚâ
ânothing weird or fancy! stick to the usual!â
sanjiâs mouth twitched again and he ducked his head in agreement. zeff crossed the kitchen once again, leaving the staff breathing once again and you releasing sanjiâs wrist.
he eyed you with a glare that wasnât at all sincere, âyou took my damn cigaretteâŚâ he exhaled and rubbed his face and you fought back a laugh.
âyou can get all the weird and fancy stuff you want, you know... iâll sample anything my favorite chef makesâŚâ
sanji lit up at this, practically coming to life with an animated gesture, âiâve had a lot of ideas. some of them incorporate fruit too. i was thinking of making some kind of jellyâ then iâd pair it withââ
you leaned back against the counter and watched sanji with a smile. he sliced and stirred and boiled without even looking upâ all while talking enthusiastically about his plans for the dinners he would cook you.
âsounds wonderful, my love. iâll try all of it and then more⌠god, youâre brilliantââ you grabbed his face and kissed his forehead once, quickly, before releasing him and shuffling off towards the back exit. sanji was left speechless, smiling like a damn fool as he watched you go, too flustered to bother checking if anyone had seen that. at the last moment he grabbed your wrist and pulled you back against him, realizing you would do much more effectively than a cigaretteâ he kissed you once, fully on the lipsâ quick enough to look like he had merely reached past you for something. âdinner tonight⌠weâre going out.â
you opened the door with a sharp yelp as zeff stood on the other side. you closed your coat around the front of you in a desperate attempt to cover the dress you were wearingâ any idiot could see you were dressed up for more than just picking up seeds. black and entirely too low cut for anything other than a rare and inconsistent date night, slightly slitted up the leg and sequined enough that the light caught your every move.
âwhat are you wearing?â
as if you were sixteen, and not twenty two.
you shrugged, glancing down at yourself with an innocent smile. âiâm going out. i havenât had a proper night off in months. so i put on something nice and i intend to have a nice time.â
zeff blinked slowly, lifting his eyebrows, âis that so? you look like a show girl. that could be free advertising to some, you know.â
you eyed him sharply, debating telling him the true reason you had gotten so dressed upâ that you wouldnât be going to clubs and bar hopping alone and considered this a highly important date night.
zeff was still just staring and you fought the urge to wave your hand in front of his face, âyouâ perhaps iâll go with you⌠orâ noâŚâ he rubbed his face and for the first time you realized he truly did care about youâ he was just shit at expressing it.
âwhy donâtâŚ.â he grunted, clearly debating his own thoughts, âtake sanji with you.â
âsanji?â you fought back a smirk, âyou want sanji to see me in such a low cut, thigh slit dress?â
âwell iâ no! but itâs better than⌠i think heâ you two always get along.â
you scoffed slightly, finding all of this more amusing than he would ever know.
âare you giving him permission to take me on a date?â
âwellâ no! donât you get any ideas too! for tonight⌠just have a nice time. i want you back before sunrise. i was serious what i said! iâll leave you both behind.â
temptingâŚ
zeff dropped a handful of berry in your hand, face slightly red like he was still trying to figure out how to function around you. âmake the boy buy you dinner⌠it would be a shame to waste a lovely dressâŚâ
sanji had taken your arm, other hand tucked over the top of yours as if escorting a queen. he had required a full ten minutes and splashing cold water on his face to recover from first seeing you in the dress. it had taken an additional five minutes to convince him that he didnât need to take it off just then and that getting ready all over again would further delay your night out, to which he countered that you getting ready again would definitely take longer than he would.
âso he told you to take me with you? like actually verbatim told you to bring me?â
âhe also instructed me to make you buy me dinner and that a dress like this shouldnât go to waste.â
sanji clicked his tongue and eyed you up and down again, âcertainly not. the old geezer does have some wisdom sometimesâŚâ you let sanji continue to guide you through the streets, talking about absolutely everything and sometimes nothing at all.
âdo you think weâll ever get out of here?â
âone day. i still think iâll see the all blue.â
âi sincerely hope you do⌠before youâre old and bitter like zeff. if he ever lets you goâŚâ
âoh, you would come with me. a man needs his guiding light. someone to keep him out of troubleâŚâ
you inclined your head, eyes softening.
âplease, darling. do i look like someone who could handle long distance? now really, love, sometimes not seeing you for an entire shift about does me inâŚâ
you smiled to yourself, shifting to lean up against the banister to look up at him, âi suppose i would have to come with you⌠it would be horribly boring without you. i donât think i could bear not having you hereâŚâ
sanji leaned in, voice softening, âyouâll always have me. iâm all yoursâŚâ
you kissed him softly as the waves met the shore, the sunset showing off her full colors as if trying to make the moment even more perfect.
âiâll hold you to that, ji.â
âalwaysâŚâ he took both your hands and kissed you again, âiâll prove it to you every day. if i have to work here forever just to be with you, so be itâŚâ
âsanjiâŚâ
âi love you. iâve always loved you. youâre the only thing thatâs kept me sane in this damn place. youâre it for me, love. no matter what the baratie or all blue holds⌠nothing will ever compare to you.â
you felt tears in the corner of your eyes and were willing to bet he had just streaked your makeup, âshit, sanji.â you pushed him away playfully as you reached to wipe at your makeup.
âi promise⌠thereâs nowhere in this world iâm going without you.â he held both of your hands, looking at you as if falling in love all over again.
âthatâs quite a promise⌠almost sounds like a proposal.â
sanjiâs mouth curved into a smile as he lowered his head to you, âif i had a ring for you i would put an eternal vow around your finger right nowâŚâ
you just stared at himâ cursing yourself for wiping at your eyes too early. he still held both of your hands, glancing down at your intertwined fingers. you watched his eyes light up, expression turning to a fierce determination that you had only seen when being given compliments by customersâ the look that he was sure of himselfâ
sanji dropped to one knee and pulled the ring off his own finger. his ring. the ring that had been on his finger since the day you met him. the ring that always clinked gently as he washed dishes, was sometimes cool to the touch when he looped a lazy arm around you and caught that small area of skin between your shirt and pants. the ring that he had told you the story of many times when you couldnât sleepâ of his life before zeffâŚ
âi promise⌠with this ring⌠one day we will get out of here. or grow old together on the same damn ship⌠either wayâ i only want you.â
your knees nearly buckled as you collapsed into his chest, kissing him like you were deprived. sanji arms flew around you, grinning into the kiss as he stood to his feet, bringing you with him. your feet didnât touch the ground as he held you in that kiss, arms locking you against him as if you hadnât seen him in a very long time.
âi love youâŚâ you muttered it against his lips, tilting your head to deepen the kiss once more.
âis that a yes?â
âof course, you idiot⌠you made me cry and everything.â
âapologies, love. i know you spent time on getting readyâŚâ
you merely kissed him again to placate his concern.
âshall we get some of this to go?â sanji was eyeing the glass of wine in his hand, âweâll have to thank the old geezer for dinnerâŚâ
âwas it to the greatest chef in the worldâs satisfaction?â you glanced at the empty plates between you, hand on your stomach.
âit was divine. i think they could do with a little less salt in their sauces, and i think i would have cooked the meat for a fraction second more so it truly fell off the boneâŚâ
you eyed him with a small smile, eyes lighting up. you had your hand on your chin, watching him go into detail about the dishes he would add to the menu. âi think if this place got ahold of some of your berries or fruit trees, they could have the best deserts in the east blue.â
you shook your head with a small smile, âi believe that title goes to you.â
ânot much of a baker, loveâŚâ
ânonsense. your birthday cakes and the pies youâve made me have been better than anything the baratie servesâŚâ
âi think youâve had too much to drink.â he tipped his glass against yours, grinning like usual.
you eyed him with a playful smile, âi think we need dessert.â
âexcellent idea. shall we get a menu?â
you hummed and stood up, âi have a better ideaâŚâ
you tipped a handful of coins onto the table and grabbed sanjiâs hand. he trailed behind you without a single question, leaning into you slightly as you lead him along. sanji draped and arm over you as you crossed into the street again. the street lights were lit, vines crawling up them with flowers and a few fruits. you inhaled sharply, cutting sharply to admire the greenery.
âwe should have flowering fruit vines on our ship⌠wouldnât they be beautiful along the entrance? and people could pick the fruit while waiting to be seatedâŚâ
sanji was admittedly looking at you more than the plants. but your excitement and awe made his stomach and flip as he smiled down at you, âabsolutely, loveâŚâ sanji picked one of the fruits and dropped it in his pocket, âthink you can grow this from the seeds?â
your smile grew and you kissed his jaw, grinning, âof course i can.â
you tucked yourself under his arm once again, leaning into him as he pulled you closer. âi know this will be appalling to youâŚâ sanji lifted his eyebrows in interest.
âbut i saw a few food carts⌠a bakery, some gelatoâŚâ
sanji leaned in, âfood made in a mobile kitchen that you then eat standing up?â his tone was playful.
âcome on, sanji⌠not all the best parts of life can be lived sitting down.â
sanji sighed and trailed behind you, fighting back a comment that there was a great many things he enjoyed that were not done sitting down- or sometimes even laying downâŚ
âwhy is this the greatest thing iâve ever tasted?â
you grinned at him as you held out the mostly eaten pastry once again. he pushed it back towards you and leaned in for a kiss instead.
you hummed against him, melting into him slightly as you closed your eyes, âi have an ideaâŚâ
âiâm not sure i can eat another thing, love.â
âi was thinking maybe we see if thereâs any rooms available in that little oceanside innâŚâ
sanjiâs eyebrows shot up, grinning like a fiend.
âwhenâs the last time weâve slept somewhere besides the damn ship? in a real bed⌠away from everyone else⌠with a room that doesnât rock with the waves.â
sanjiâs eyes nearly glazed over just thinking about it. âi should have thought of that⌠i shouldnât call myself a hopeless romantic having not thought of that.â
you sprawled out on the too big mattress in the too fancy hotel room. sanji had his arms wrapped around you as you just closed your eyes, savoring the quiet, the normalcyâ the lack of voices and yelling and pounding in the door.
âwe could just stay hereâŚâ he traced small circles on your stomach, placing lazy tired kisses on your temple.
you hummed contently, glancing over at him between heavy eyelids.
âiâd bring you pastries from that bakery every day⌠spoon feed you gelato⌠give you more reasons to wear your fancy dresses⌠find a house with a gardenâŚâ
âthat does sound niceâŚâ you kissed him once, sitting up, âbut you need to see the all blue. we havenât seen enough of the world yet to settle downâŚâ
sanji tucked his fingers between yours and closed his hand around your own. his thumb traced the ring of his you now wore before bringing your knuckles to his lips gently, âiâm happy wherever you are, my love.â
you had left sanji in bed, after what you deemed a very well deserved birthday morning wake up. you knelt in your garden, overlooking the waves and the restaurant that was not yet open to customers. you hummed at the sight of your berries, picking a few of each and popping them in your mouth. they were perfect. juicy and nearly exploding in your mouth before you could fully chew. you scooted your vegetable baskets to the side and procured a single, smaller basket. you dropped berries that you had handpicked in the small basket and closed the lid. you then moved to the final wheeled bin reserved for todayâs apple and orange collection.
once nearly overflowing, you stood up with a content sigh. âthere you are!â you glanced over your shoulder at the arrival of zeff. âgood morning⌠do you need anything extra?â
zeff normally didnât venture up to your rooftop gardenâ no one actually, was allowed in your little area of sanctuary. sanji and very rarely, zeff, were the only two that had not been threatened off or thrown over-ripe produce at.
âno, no⌠i just..havenât been up here for a while. it looks wonderful. really, really amazing what youâve done up hereâŚâ
your arms fell uselessly to your sides, wondering what the hell was comingâ âthank youâŚâ
âi know i donât spend much time with you.â
you stiffened slightly, finding your thumb brushing against a mint leaf suddenly very interesting. âi do apologize. i just⌠itâs hard. iâve never been- iâm not really⌠a people person.â
you smiled slightly to yourself, âat least you know thatâŚâ zeff actually laughed at this and the normalcy panicked you.
âi donât know if i ever⌠you remind me of her. so much⌠your mother. i promised to look after you and iâve done a pretty pathetic job.â
your eyes stayed fixed on the plants in front of you, heart hammering in your chest, âyouâve done satisfactory. iâm clothed and fed and have a place to liveâŚâ
âbut do you truly live? do you experience life? outside of this restaurant? laughter, culture⌠love.â
your breath caught, head spinning slightly at his words. âiââ
âare you happy, little bug? is this garden truly a big enough world for you?â
you inhaled deeply, hands shaking slightly.
âyouâre an adult⌠you can talk to me. you have never once asked me to leave. you have never once brought up getting away from this placeâŚâ
you fidgeted with the hem of your sleeve, closing your eyes against your racing mind. you collected a handful of cherry tomatoes in your hand and shifted them back and forth. you could tell him..
you could tell him everythingâ
if he knew sanji was the only thing keeping you thereâ
âi should have talked to you sooner... do you think thereâs anything that happens on my ship without me knowing? do you think i donât see the way he looks at you? the way you are with himâŚâ
you closed your eyes, feeling like a weight was lifted from your chest.
âi forbid him from it, you know⌠i told him i would have him arrested or enlisted.â
your mouth quirked up, finally looking up at zeff with a small, guilty smile, âi know. he was willing to listen⌠he didnât want to disrespect you. sanji, heâsâŚâ
âheâs good. last night he nearly knocked out the cook to feed a customer that couldnât pay⌠he stayed long after his ship, even thoughâ i assume⌠he was going to meet you.â
you stood up, arms crossed, allowing yourself to smile. he hadnât even told you thatâ he had merely apologized for being late and started on dinner despite you arguing that he did not need to cook for you every night.
âheâs the reason you stayâŚâ
you nodded once, âiâm not going anywhere without him.â
there was a vow. a promise between the two of you⌠you could never imagine life without him. goddamn him, you would die in this ship if it meant growing old with vinsmoke sanji.
âcan i ask you something?â
you shrugged stupidly in response, eyeing zeff softly.
âhow long? how long have you been sneaking around as more than friendsâŚâ
your mouth twitched up, eyes falling on your finger that would have had the ring.
âsince we were fifteen.â
âseven yearsâŚâ zeff shook his head, looking torn between being impressed and disbelieving, âdo you love him?â
âyes.â you didnât even have to think about it. you didnât hesitate or feel embarrassed to answer.
âand youâre sure?â zeff sighed in mild iritation, âyouâre absolutely sure about him? âŚ.him?â
you smiled to yourself and sighed, standing up to collect all your baskets. âsanji is the only thing iâve ever been sure aboutâŚâ
zeff cursed under his breath, rubbing his face as he paced, âgoddamn it, kid.â
you just grinned, âif you try to forbid it, i will go out of my way to make the entire staff uncomfortable around usâŚâ
zeff made a choking sound and waved his hands over his head, âiâm not that stupid, kid. i tried that already. and it turns out youâre worse than he isâŚâ
you smirked slightly, âdoes this mean you approve?â
âhell, no. the two of you could take down the entire world if you tried⌠but heâs always loved you. and i clearly canât stop itâŚâ zeff rubbed his face again and shook his head. he exhaled again and looked up, face set in stone, âif i ever catch the two of you swapping spit, iâm chopping something off him.â
you had landed front of house shift and while listening to zeff cuss out half of the wait staff, you tied a black apron around your waist, anticipating yet another job assignment thanks to useless staff. sanji stuck his head out of the kitchen, looking tired but not the receiver of the cursing, âgeezer says he wants youââ his eyes landed on you tying the apron around your waist, âah, you heard.â your mouth twitched up, eyeing him in amusement. you turned you back to him and sanji reached for your ties without being asked, placing a gentle kiss on your shoulder as he secured your apron. you tilted your head just slightly to meet his lips, âyouâre going to get me in troubleâŚâ sanji didnât protest, though, as he leaned in to deepen the kiss, hands still on either side of your waist.
âoi! you two!â sanji jumped back, at zeffâs voice, though you followed him, fully intending to finish the kiss. âno time for that! customers are coming!â
you sighed, looking up at sanji with a slight pout at being interrupted.
âno distracting my chef! tonight is a big night.â
zeff was scolding you with a wisk and a steak knife and you only smirked, âhe doesnât get distracted. i donât think thereâs a single thing i could say that would distract him from foodâŚâ this was a blatant lie and likely even zeff knew it. sanji was always thinking about you, though he had become a professional at not letting it effect his cookingâ he also tried very much not to think about you during work, but was thankful for an apron that covered the evidence of when that failed.
you squeezed sanjiâs arm as he moved to follow zeff back into the kitchen. he turned to look at you once more, stealing one last quick kiss. you kissed him twice more, smiling into him, âbe good. donât get distractedâŚâ your tone was playful, and sanji smirked, âand definitely donât think about that time i wore nothing but your chef hat.â
sanji cursed as his knees buckled and he nearly collapsed. his hand grabbed onto the counter to catch himself, wide eyed, âwhy the hell would you say that?â his voice shook slightly, reaching desperately to adjust his suit and fix his hair.
you smirked to yourself, eyeing him innocently. he really did look wrecked. just one little comment and he was tripping over his own feet, breathing heavily. you grinned once more, kissing his cheek before sending him back towards the kitchen. sanji glanced behind him, looking very much like a scolded puppy you were sending away.
it was within the second hour of being open that you realized this night would be remembered as one from hell. waitressing was not your favorite thing on a good day, but now with a full house and only one competent waitress â you â you would be sure to tell zeff exactly what you thought about his staffing. you returned to the kitchen, sure you looked as run thin as you felt.
âtable four sent the wine back againââ
there was a slam and a curse and you winced, âthe hell for now!?â sanji had kept an eye on you all evening, watching you slowly run out of energy and a pleasant expressions.
âthey say itâs not the â46.â
this time, even zeff peered over the corner, ânot the 46? does he think weâre upselling him and bringing him cheap garbage?â
you sighed and opened your mouth to answer as a line cook pressed two fresh trays into your chest. you blinked slowly, eyeing them with a blank expression.
âcome on, theyâre hot!â
he pushed them further into your ribs and you nearly winced, âexcuse me?â
sanji had looked up from his seering dish and it was a look you knew you would never be on the receiving end of. the cook had all but dropped the trays, wheeling around to get back to his station, not bothering to see if you had ahold of them. you scoffed as you adjusted to hold the trays, glaring daggers into the chef as he retreated without a second thought.
âexcuse meâŚâ sanjiâs tone was calm, despite the tense expression on his face and the way he was forcing himself to breathe slowly, âapron off. youâve got dishes now.â
âwhat?! sous chef, iâ at least let me wait tables! she was just standing there! iâm sorry- weâre in a rush.â
âapron off. youâve got dishes. you do not speak to or treat her like that and if you do it again, youâll find yourself much worse off than dishes. and your sorry ass does not need to be the first thing the customers see.â
you fought back a smile as you shifted back into the dining area, suddenly looking much more pleasant and energized.
âpardon me, miss!â
you winced slightly, nearly toppling over as you turned to address the voice, âjust give me one moment, iâm sorry!â you served the first table with all smiles and agreement, shifted completely around to slide the plates onto the next table before finally addressing the man that now had his hand up and was waving you over. you breathed deeply, summoning that charming customer service smile you had learned and perfected all those years ago.
âis there a problem?â your cheeks hurt from smiling and your tone was several pitches higher than natural.
âthis is excellent. truly spectacular⌠i mean iâve been here numerous times, but thisâŚâ you glanced down at his nearly empty plate and immediately recognized the fancy layout as sanjiâs handiwork.
âthank you, sir.â this time your smile was genuine, âtonightâs chef puts a lot of care into his cooking⌠he will be thrilled to hear that.â
âis heâ if itâs not too much trouble, could i compliment him?â
âoh, of course! heâsââ
before you could finish, there was a bottle slamming and raised voices, âsir! i assure you this is the wine you ordered. i have even brought the bottle out to prove it⌠perhaps you were mistaken and you might have wanted the 48 or even the 45.â
âwith all due respect, kidâ i know my wine! maybe youâd better stay in the kitchen with the things that donât require acquired taste or special aging!â
you cursed under your breath and hoped you hadnât just imagined the apology you uttered to the table you now rushed away from.
âwith all due respect to you, sir. the â46 is a fine wine. even better than whatever you thought you were ordering. had you any sense of taste or sophistication, you would quickly realize that the food here is significantly better than even the wine and perhaps next time youâd better bring your date to a burger joint if your palate is so dullingly boring that you canât seeââ
you stepped in front of sanji quickly, seeing the manâs knuckles tighten in warning. âis everything good over here?â you pulled your best smile, hoping your voice shaking wasnât noticeable.
âchef, table twelve would like to complement yourââ
sanjiâs hand tightened around the table as he leaned in, âat least someone appreciates art! all that money and not a lick of tasteââ
you stepped further between the now nearly steaming marine and sanji, who had never once backed down from anything in his entire life.
âaw, the waitress is protecting the sous chef from getting hurt⌠how quaint. iâll give you a bigger tip girl, if you step aside and let me land one right in his smart mouth.â
âsir, thereâs really no needââ
âstep aside please, love. someone needs to be taken down a pegâ if he wants to take a swing at me, that is his right as the customer.â
you eyed sanji sharply, silently pleading with him not to cause a scene. he gave you a reassuring glance, using his palm to straighten his hair and taking a deep breath to regain composure, before glancing at you once more.
âi should think your services would be better suited elsewhere. wrangling an unruly chef and serving mediocre wine⌠i could pay you more just for your titââ
the table went flying before you had taken a breathe. before you could throw your arm up to stop sanji from inevitably reacting. people were staring now. wide eyed in horror at the sous chef that had just punched a marine captain so hard that the table flipped. you scrambled to think of a way to keep sanji from being blamed and inevitably punished for this assholeâs behavior. the bastardâs date looked pissed that he had hit on youâ storming out with a furious expression. sanji moved forward again and grabbed the man by the collar and you moved. your hand flew over your face, gasping with a hiccup as if you had been struck. sanji looked at you wide eyed, realizing what you were doing. the door to the kitchen opened and zeff stormed in, looking more red than the marine.
âwhat is this!?â
âyour waiter attacked me!â
âsanjiââ
âiâm the sous chef, you boarishââ
âhe hit me.â you stared at your father with tearful eyes, hand still on your cheek.
âwhat!?â zeff roaredâ and if the entire restaurant hadnât already been watching the scene, they were now. sanji moved towards you, hands around your shoulders protectively as zeff grabbed the man and dragged him towards the door.
âi didnât hit her! i would never lay a hand on the lady! i merely complimented her figure andââ
there was cheers as zeff sent the man swiftly into the water with a swift press of his foot against the manâs tailbone. âi donât serve creeps who hit on my daughter either!â
you cleared your throat and straightened your shoulders, wiping off your apron as if nothing had happened. sanji was eyeing you with a slight smirk, shaking his head slightly.
âyouâre welcome.â
âit would have been worth getting in trouble for that bastard.â
âsanji.â zeff snapped his fingers as he returned to the kitchen, âtry to make that your only time attacking a customer tonightâŚâ you glanced at sanji with an amused smirkâ he would have been verbally slaughtered if he had acted for any other reason but youâŚ
âapologies, everyoneâŚâ sanji adjusted his suit jacket and cleared his throat, âi simply will not stand for anyone laying a hand on our gorgeous waitress, hereâŚâ you eyed him with all the adoration that was anything but subtle as the restaurant applauded. ânow, who was wanting to compliment me?â you rolled your eyes slightly as you returned to refilling drinks, smiling to yourself that he was at least getting the attention he deserved.
sanji, having had it with the kitchen staff, had elected himself to be host at the front of the house and keep an eye on you and occasionally step in to serve tables. zeff had taken over for sanji and the yelling could occasionally be heard from the dining room. you met sanjiâs gaze from across the room, to which he gave you a coy smile, silently taking bets on which one of you would have to inform zeff that he could be heard from the front door.
âright this way, madam, this absolute stunner will be your waitress and sheâll take wonderful care of you.â sanji shot you a wink and you nodded to him with a smile and the flush of your cheeks. zeff would have his head for flirting so publicly with you. he had no shame, however and his charm and your dynamic always got you both bonus tips. sanji shot you one more wink before returning to the next waiting couple, in which he would repeat his introduction to you, embellishing and getting more and more flirty each time.
you carried the final stack of plates into the kitchen, sanji on your heels with empty wine bottles cradled in his arms. his feet were dragging, apron dangling uselessly at his sides, the ties nearly tripping him as they dragged by his feet. you dropped the dishes unceremoniously into the sink, ignoring the glare of the exhausted dishwashers.
you side stepped the staff, ducking the cleaners and cooks that were closing for the night and leaned into sanji, exhaling in exhaustion. sanji draped his arms around you, kissing your temple.
âi have something for you. iâm too tired to put in the effort of surprising youâŚâ
sanji eyed you, âyou donât get me gifts, love⌠i get you gifts and you just look pretty for me.â
you eyed him sharply, fighting the smile creeping onto your face. zeff stormed through the kitchen, chef had dangling from his hand, apron draped over his arm, ânight from hellââ he was muttering, scrubbing the stainless steel counter aimlessly.
âwhat are you two doing?â
you tensed slightly, glancing away from sanji with a blank look.
âgo to bed! your shift is over! stop standing in my kitchen uselessly and making eyes at each other!â
sanji opened his mouth to counter, but you grabbed his hand and pulled him along behind you without another word.
sanji collapsed onto the bed with a sigh and a groan, stretching out full length, sprawled on his stomach. âiâm spent, loveâŚâ
sanji hadnât gotten past stripping to his boxers and you paused to take him in, shamelessly. you pulled the box out of your drawer and shuffled over beside him before collapsing across his back, causing sanji to groan with a laugh. you dropped the box by sanjiâs head and opened one eye.
âwhat is that?â he lifted his head with interest, eyes shifting to you questioningly.
âyour surprise.â
âthat looks like an extravagant surpriseâŚâ
âonly the best for the worldâs best chef.â
at this, sanji sat up and you rolled off him just enough to see his expression over his shoulder, âwhat have you schemedâŚâ
you flipped open the boxâs latch and sanji took his eyes off you to take in his surprise. he opened the wooden box to a small piece of paper, hand scribed with a small heart.
to the worldâs greatest cook (and lover)
sanji eyed you with a soft expression, clearly already losing it at the card. you took the liberty of removing the card and uncovering the shiny blades underneath.
sanji inhaled sharply, sitting up further, so quickly you nearly fell off the bed.
âwhat are these?â
âkitchen knives⌠i assumed you would know that.â
sanji eyed you sharply, clearly not joking, âwhatâ where didâ why⌠why would you? iâ when?â
you eyed him, running a thumb over his, âif you donât like them i can give them to my father⌠but they are engraved with your initials soââ
sanji shut you up with a kiss, wheeling around so quickly, hand on the back of your neck to pull you in.
âyou canât have bought theseâ theyâre⌠my love, what are these for?â
you kissed him once more, fingers stroking through his hair, âi did, thank you very much. specifically for you. consider it a ringâŚâ
sanji lead you through the crowded street, hand around your waist, looking at you, rather than where he was going. âiâm telling you! i did not like how that man spoke to you.â
âi didnât notice any sort of tone, ji.â
âit wasnât just his tone! he was looking you up and down like he was trying to decide which part of you to eat first.â
âhe was perfectly fine, i thought⌠i just wanted to try his mangoes. i havenât quite gotten them to grow rightâŚâ
âand i think he wanted to try you.â
you shoved him playfully, eyeing him with a disbelieving smirk, âam i to cause a scene then, every time women look at you like youâre a meal?â
sanjiâs brows furrowed, a smirk forming on his lips, âyou do, love. that bartender batted her eyelashes at me and you nearly crawled inside me, until she moved away from meâŚâ
you narrowed your eyes slightly, âshe could see that i was right there! glaring at her clearly wasnât enough.â
sanji snorted, âi think itâs quite endearing, love. you being jealous, as if i even see anyone else in the world.â
âyou have a rather flirty personalityâŚâ
âget better tips that way. as i recall i have never once directly complemented a womanâs looks or called her anything that you get called daily.â
âitâs the tone, sanji.â
âdo you want me to loudly pronounce my love for you to every table? i apologize, madam, i will not be friendly with you because my fiance exists and i shall only ever lay eyes on her!â
you were laughing now and that only made sanji carry on all the more, âiâll do it, you know! donât think i wonât. if you want me to never speak to another woman, i wouldnât. if you want me to walk around blindfolded on a leash, iâll do it.â
this time you snorted, looking up at him with a loving expression and shaking your head, practically grinning from ear to ear, âyouâre insaneâŚâ
âyou know iâm committed.â
âi have never once doubtedâŚâ
sanji crashed through your door with a curse and his hand running through his hair. you paused, eyeing him with raised eyebrows. even though clearly irritated and possibly enraged, he still held himself calm and collected. you nodded to the bed, silently urging him to sit. sanji began pacing instead, to which you eyed him sharply.
âsanji, youâll stress my plants out.â
âiâm sorry, loveâŚâ
sanji finally sat, only once you didâ on the floor rather than the bedâ leaning back between your legs. you ran loose fingers through his hair, sighing to yourself at how much it actually relaxed you to play with his hair. he smelled faintly of cigarette smoke and kitchen grease and you breathed him in fully. âwhat happened now?â
ânothing⌠just a fight.â
âa fight?â you pulled his hair sharply so he was glancing awkwardly back at you. he winced, inhaling sharply, though there was a slight smirk on his face at the gestureâ he had never been one with an aversion to hair pullingâŚ
âsanjiââ your tone was scolding, which made him smirk all the more, âyou canât justââ
âit was self defense. the bastard tried to punch me⌠all i did was correct him in front of his date.â
you eyed him, sighing.
âthen he snapped at his date and the table just⌠ended up broken. all the food gone to waste, glasses of wine all over the floor. quite the messâŚâ
your mouth twitched up slightly, âdid she at least tip you?â
sanji smirked to himself, letting his head fall back fully so it rested on his thigh and he looked up at you. âshe did. though i expect she was after something a bit more, after a failed dateâŚâ
you smacked him and he grunted with a laugh, âdonât worry love, i work even harder to get tips from youââ
you smacked him again but this time you held a devious smirk, âarenât i usually the one working to get your tips?â
sanji made a violent choking sound, snapping into an upright position. his face had gone redâ something he should have been used to after all the years of comments and flirting back and forthâ and he coughed once, hand over his chest as if he was having a heart attack. you watched him in amusement, eyebrow lifted with that same smirk. he recoveredâ somewhatâ and adjusted his jacket and cleared his throat, âi assure you, darling. those you donât have to work for at all.â
you smirked again, looking down at him in amusement, âtake a break⌠smoke if you open the window.â
sanji kissed your jaw, smiling, âold geezer says iâm grounded from customers for the rest of the night.â
you lifted an eyebrow, grinning to yourself, âprobably not a bad idea⌠iâll come down and entertain you when the rush is over.â
âas i recall, you entertaining me isnât allowed in the kitchen.â
you just eyed him again as he lit his cigarette and continued to smirk.
the kitchen was packed and the dining room had not emptied of customers at all. there was a loud group at table four, and you couldnât help but stare at them. they were so out of place. sticking out like sore thumbsâ not dressed up in the least, not at all acting as though they were in a five star restaurant. they laughed too loud and their clothes were too bright. they stuck out so strikingly in the baratieâ they didnât belong there at all. yet your feet started moving towards them.
âyou just told meââ
âtable four, sanji!â
the loud table. obnoxious and amused. laughing over a table of watersâ clearly not having been served yet. sanji was already glaring when he strode in, though his eyes lit up when he saw you.
you had approached the table yourselfâ curious about this group and feeling a strange pull towards them.
âyou lot seem hungryâŚâ
the table fell silent three pairs of eyes met youâ intrigued, interested, interested in more ordering
âitâs been a long time since weâve eaten!â
âshut up, luffy.â
âwell then youâve come to the right place! our sous chef is the best cook in the east blue. possibly even the world.â
the man with green hair observed you, lowering his beer bottle and tilting his head, âyou seem biased.â
âi might be. but i could get you to sample some things not on the menu. you could let me know with an unbiased opinion based only on experience.â
green hair lifted an eyebrow, now eyeing you fully. the girl between them looked between them before keeping her attention on the guy in the straw hatâ who looked overjoyed.
âthat sounds amazing! i will eat anything!â
âluffy, i think she meantâ i think sheâs justâŚâ
âwe donât have any money.â
you glanced between straw hat and his friends, waiting for one of them to laugh. green hair exhaled slowly, closing his eyes in an expression you had seen sanji make when trying very hard not to start a fight. and his female friend, who just stared at him in disbelief.
you glanced between the three, knowing if you had learned a single thing from zeff you should throw them all out and never give them a second thought.
âgive me a momentâŚâ
you turned slowly, hand on sanjiâs chest as he approached you and the table. his mouth was open, preparing to greet the colorful table, when you pushed him back gently, guiding him away from the tables.
âeverything okay, love?â
you winced, tilting your head slightly, âthey donâtâŚhave money.â
sanji glanced over your shoulder, eyebrows raised. you exchanged a glance, noting the trioâs uneasyâ or in straw hatâs case, enthusiasticâ eyes.
âyou know what zeff or chef would do.â
you nodded, crossing an arm over yourself while keeping your other on sanjiâs chest, âthey said theyâre hungry⌠they havenât eaten in a while.â
sanjiâs posture straightened, eyes shifting to you softly before glancing back at the table. âunderstood.â he brushed past you without another word and you trailed behind him enthusiastically.
âany preferences? what are we in the mood for?â
âbooze.â
sanji eyed green hair, unimpressedâ before looking to the other two. âiâll eat anything. i like meat. i really like meatâŚâ sanji blinked slowly, glancing to you in silent question. your mouth twitched up slightly. âbut i was telling your friend, we donât have any moneyââ
âsheâs too pretty to be my friend, mate.â
âsanjiââ
sanji glanced over to you with a wink before turning back to the table, ânot a problem.â
this time the other two perked up, âwhat?â
âno one leaves here hungryâŚâ
you ducked and shifted around sanji as he cooked and you brought him ingredients. you ignored the glares and questions from the rest of the staff and kept your attention fully on sanji. you had a small smile on your face as you watched sanji plate up a more than full serving, only glancing at you occasionally when he noticed you staring.
âi wonât let you get in trouble for thisâŚâ you shifted a tray onto your shoulder, following sanji back out into the dining room.
âlet the old geezer tryâŚâ
âyou gave the entire table free food!? what is possibly in your head, sanji!?â
âi donât let people go hungryâŚâ
you kept your back straight, glancing between the chef and your father in silence.
âyou idiot! this is a restaurant not a charity!â
sanji said nothing, calmly placing a mint leaf on a slice of chocolate cake.
âthat better not be for them!â
sanji passed three plates of cake to you, eyeing you knowingly. you turned slowly, carrying the plates back out to the dining room.
âstop! i will not let you serve more customers free food!â the chef positioned himself in front of you, arms on your shoulders.
you stared at him, daring, glancing slowly down at his hands on you. âlet go of me.â
âyou are not giving away my food! ownerâs daughter or not! youâre acting like a spoiled brat and you two are nothing but a thorn in this placeâs side!â
sanji had shoved the chef roughly, shelves clattering as his back slammed into them. you ducked as a fight broke out, adjusting the desserts on your arm as you returned to the same table. the fight carried through the kitchen doors and through the dining area and nearly to the front door.
you sighed as you placed the plates down, not missing the way the tableâs eyes were on sanji with wide eyes. sanji took a hit to the jaw and you cursed under your breath.
âwho is he?â
âclearly heâs more than a cookâŚâ
you didnât glance back to respond, âheâs sanji. my fianceâŚâ
zeff had appeared and tore the pair apart, throwing the chef back into the kitchen and dragging sanji back to his feet.
âyou!â zeff pointed to straw hat, who looked up, chocolate frosting on his nose, wide eyed, âyouâre working that off.â
straw hat stood up, grinning, âsure! just call me your chore boy.â
zeff grunted, clearly expecting an argument or protest. he grunted once more, gesturing for him to follow.
you pulled sanji along by the tie, earning a slight groan as he wiped at his bleeding nose.
you pushed sanji down into a chair in the kitchen and knelt between his legs, âdid you have to hit him?â
âhe put his hands on you.â
you scoffed softly, nudging him slightly as you shifted the bandages into his hand. you tilted his chin up slightly, eyeing him disapprovingly, âyou need stitches. he got you goodâŚâ
âbut i didnât lose.â
you sighed, glaring at him softly.
behind you, there was a clatter of dishes and a quiet apology. you glanced up at straw hat in amusement, âwhat do you think his deal is?â
âclinically insane, perhaps.â
âsay, youâre pretty good at that!â you lifted an eyebrow as straw hatâs eyes were now on you.
âand youâre a good fighter. we could definitely use someone like you⌠and it would be awesome to have a cook on the ship.â
you both just stared at him, clearly sharing expressions.
âiâm monkey d. luffy. i am sailing to the grand line with my crew, and one day i will find the one piece be king of the pirates.â
âthatâs very ambitiousâŚâ you swatted sanjiâs hand away as he reached up to fight your fingers off his face.
âwhat about you? do you have any dreams?â
âeveryone has dreams, luffy.â
âyou should come with us.â
you didnât look up, though your mouth twitched slightly, âbecome pirates with you?â
âthatâs right!â
âyouâve just met us. quitââ you pushed sanjiâs head back again and he smirked up at you slightly.
âyou served us anywayâŚ. i told you we couldnât pay and you didnât hesitate. that doesnât seem like a fun star chef to me. and your food is amazing. better than anything else here.â
you glanced over, now realizing he was eating all the leftovers from every plate before cleaning them. he wiped his face with his arm, dripping soap suds on you as he did. you blinked once again, turning fully to now look at him.
âwe could use you too. weâre always getting injured⌠and it seems like a bad idea to separate the two of you.â
sanji had stood up and now looked luffy over with amused interest, âand why is that?â
âi can see it. the entire time iâve been talking you only looked at each other. even when i mentioned getting you out of this place.â
âitâs a nice offer.â you returned the first aid kit under the sink before taking the stack of dishes from luffy.
âyou mean youâre happy here?â
you kept your eyes on the stack of plates, though you knew both eyes were on you.
âi could never leave the old man. after everythingâŚâ
âyou should go with him.â
you nearly hit your head on the counter, with how fast you stood up. there was a palm thrown out between your head and the metal shelf and you glanced over to see luffy, still standing the same spot, arm outstretched to cushion your head.
he wasâ rubber?
you looked at sanji for answers, but he was only looking at zeff. zeff stood with his arms crossed, taking the two of you in like you were being scolded once again as children.
âwhat?â
clearly you had misheard him.
this place wouldnât last without sanjiâ you wouldnâtâ
âgo with him, kid.â
what?
âwhat?â
âi have no use for you anymore. youâre making trouble, youâre always getting into fights! youâre making too many fancy dishes i have no need for!â
sanji stood, dumbstruck. he looked like a scolded puppy and you just watched, frozen.
âyouâre crazy, old man! what would you do without me? i canât just leave! you know i canât!â
âi would be just fine without you! you get out of here! go see the world! find the all blue! start your restaurantâŚâ
sanji was numb. he hadnât moved an inch, wide eyed and statuesque.
you would go with himâ
you couldnâtâ
not withoutâ
âsanji.â
luffy eyed him, still grinning, âwhat do you say?â
he had his way out⌠the first time it had ever been dangled in front of him. the first time it had ever seemed like a possibilityâ
âi canât. iâm sorry. i canât be your cook. i canât leaveâŚâ
you felt like you were falling. relief washed through you, but a guilt twisted inside you.
âyou stupid boy⌠you idiot girl.â
your attentions snapped back to zeff, furious and speechless.
zeff lifted his hand, flicking a single object to sanji in a clean shot. sanji caught it, wide eyed, brows furrowed.
âi wasnât stupid enough to suggest you leave without her. i thought it was a givenâŚâ
you felt tears stinging in your eyes at the weighty realization of his words. your fatherâs tearful eyes met yours and it felt like a slap.
âyou wouldnât stay here even if i forbid you from going with him.â
sanji opened his palm and stared down at the object in it. his knees nearly gave out from the sheer shock of it. he looked to you, eyes lighting up, face set in determination.
âit was her motherâs. the only thing i ever got rightâŚâ
you were trembling slightly, heart hammering in your chest like a drum. surelyâ
there was a catchâ
âsanji.â
he had turned to you, mouth curved up in that smirk that meant he knew something you didnât. he glanced at zeff, who gave a single, approving nod.
âis it still yes?â
sanji opened his palm to reveal a small blue stoned ring. your motherâs. you noddedâ because what else could you doâ
you were leaving.
you were traveling the world.
your fatherâ
you were rushing forward before you realized it, hugging zeff for the first time ever.
âiâm sorry i was a lousy father.â
you just shook your head, clinging to him like you never had.
âthank you. for everythingâŚâ
âi donât do tearful goodbyes, kid⌠go on. get out of here before i change my mind. get that punk out of my sightâŚâ
you laughed and wiped your eyes.
âtake care of him. he needs you more than you need him⌠i expect you to come back for a wedding. captains are ordained, after all.â
you grinned, stepping away from him and taking sanjiâs hand. zeff blinked away a tear and cursed to himself. he cleared his throat and waved his arm, âget out of here, i mean it. youâre both more trouble than youâre worth and now youâre someone elseâs problem.â
sanji had slid the ring on your finger with a tender kiss to your knuckles. he gave one last glance to zeff and they both hoped the expression shared between them said everything.

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Touch starved!Sanji, anyone?
A/N: So I saw this theory about Sanji being touch starved and I loved it and I can't help myself because i love sanji and he deserves so much love.
Because imagine you're on the crew and you slowly start to realize it. The way his touch lingers and the way he leans into others when they do touch him even if its just for a moment. He craves it but he doesn't ask for it and that's when you start to do it on purpose, a gentle hand on his shoulder, your chest pressed against his back, and a gentle kiss to the cheek. Its subtle but he starts to notice and he craves it even more. He won't ask and you won't say anything but somehow those little touches turn into bigger ones where you lean into each other and you seek each other's hands out and then it just turns into something that grows and stays and Sanji is forever grateful for it and for you.
I need somebody to use their magical powers on Ao3 and make a fantastic crossover fic with one piece. (Specifically a mha x op fic. Specifically a bakugou in the op world fic. Specifically a bakugou in the whitebeard or strawhat crew... specifically unspecifically....perhaps.)
Item: The Scream Rarity: âś Common
What is the scariest game you've ever played?
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The scariest game I have ever played is Choo-Choo Charles.
Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: âś Common
Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
I've gotten pretty lucky with some moves so I guess I do.
How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

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happy birthday to the one character who completely ruined fiction for me â blackleg sanji.
every year i think iâve recovered, and every year he proves iâm still hopelessly devoted. heâs my favorite for a reason: the kindness, the loyalty, the softness he hides under all that fire. the way he loves so loudly and protects so fiercely. the way he cooks like itâs a love language. the way he chooses gentleness even when the world wasnât gentle to him.
iâm grateful for a character who taught me that strength doesnât have to be cold, and that being emotional isnât a weakness. grateful for the humor, the heart, the drama, the devotion all the things that make him feel more real than half the people iâve met.
so happy birthday to the man who set the standard so high that every other character feels like a side quest. thank you for being the blueprint, the comfort, the chaos, and the reason i compare everyone else to you without even meaning to.
hereâs to another year of being completely, unapologetically obsessed with you.
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