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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

minute rice? forsooth. twould be far stranger if the rice were not minute, but rather enormous

everybody wants my huge fucking grain of rice

People used to love man of constant sorrow so much it was like their diet pepsi

basically there’s two types of thing in the world, Punk and Puritan. anything you like is Punk, and anything you don’t like is Puritan

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) and Brutus is an honourable man