please don't swear or my mom will take my xbox

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

with drag becoming an increasingly cis and heterosexual thing i think we, as gays, need to invent a new thing that hets will think is provocative. i’m open to suggestions. 

we know why

imagine if tumblr actually like… loaded content. wouldn’t that be a concept

there is so much beauty and talent in this world

Friendly reminder that characteristic number one (out of fourteen) of fascism is a sort of rabid nationalism that demands constant displays of “patriotism,” and questions or denies the “love of country” of anyone who does not display sufficient enthusiasm via display of flags, repititon of patriotic songs and slogans, and other nationalist tropes.

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about

chaotic bisexual

if we break up i'm taking back the powers i gave you

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol