We could just have a life

Fanfic:

sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him

continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis

a small selection of things she roasts him on

his ex

his shoes

his old outdated technology

his ass getting kicked by her inventions

“WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord

“don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”

pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all 

somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic

sees things in science fiction and invents them

names said inventions after bad puns

always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved

“great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows

wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella

checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”