we are islands in the sea

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

"you're romantasizing problematic behavior" actually i'm doing something worse, i'm sexualizing it

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

RIP King

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.