guard dog

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

i love puppy subs that just want to be with you all the time, always dutifully kneeling at my feet or pawing at my leg for attention. curled up beneath my desk while i write, sitting beside me and holding my brushes in their mouth obediently while i work on my paintings, pining for little bites of my food when i eat and always vying for pets and scratches behind their ears. eagerly awaiting for me near the door when i come home, curling up for naps with me, ashamedly humping my leg when they get pent up, play biting and nipping at me when they want to be touched, bringing me my harness in their teeth like they want to play fetch and obediently bending over and putting their tail in the air when i—

*Slipping unidentified substances into your tea* Your paws are going to be so cuteee

whining but not in a spoiled bratty way, whining in a neglected pet you can kick in the stomach and have it crawl back to you still sorta way

im literally just a cute little doggy

and i deserve so many pets and belly rubs

feeling wuppy. wish i could curl up in a dog bed rn and get so cozy