straight outta junior high / prisoner of hormones

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

if a straight white man calls a movie boring it’s probably gonna be the best piece of media you’ve ever seen

who up destroying their health

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

Being an American is fun because you’ll say something like “I think children should be educated and fed” and some Christian will pop out of nowhere to call me a filthy Communist and ask me why I hate white people, men, and god

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy