MYNAMESOBAMA

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

Powerful

me

Your WCW think this is deep

It is deep

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

If I catch anyone at pride making the event unsafe for anyone, they’re gonna catch these fucking hands. If I’ll throw down with protesters and terfs you bet I ain’t scared to defend people being harassed by gatekeepers.

imagine believing a lesbian should be assaulted at pride for not being visibly lesbian. imagine believing an asexual should be assaulted at pride for existing.

If you don’t think ace people are part of the community feel free to shove it and never open your mouth again

Reminder that if you’re a fucking exclusionist, you’re officially excluded from my blog and also fuck you.

she’s out there making owl noises

who

caught the bae sleepin

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak