𝔄𝔩𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔬𝔫 ☽☾

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

putting myself in the master's shoes, not by doing unspeakable acts and crimes, but by listening to the scissor sisters

At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,