Desperately Depressed and Inhumanly Happy

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave

I’m a laid-back person with a ton of anxiety.

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.

Question: Could the strongest Catie beat the weakest Kati?

it would be a close match. at that point, it comes down to strategy and dirty tricks, but under the right circumstances, i would argue that catie COULD beat kati

What about Katelyn?