Arguably sane.

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

TELL ME WHY

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

I WANT IT THAT WAY

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

😧😧😧😧

thottled water

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

Lmao bih

WTF! 😲

cracking open a cuckold one with the boys

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

i hope you all know i didnt make up the example i used

I would rather have not known that thanks

It’s John Golf

the final boss of golf