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Edit: I’d also like I’m aroace (I think?) he/him male, and I AM A MINOR!!

Hello everyone I am a person and this blog is dedicated to said person’s:

- thoughts

- non thoughts

- crazy thoughts

- funny thoughts

- sad thoughts

- 5 gallons of chaos

- 4 large eggs, room temperature

- cake refipie

- 2 ½ cups of all purpose flour

- 2 ½ tsp baking powder

- ½ tsp [null]

- wait no what

- 10 more gallons of chaos nvm

- irregular posting

- that is there is zero schedule and there is a 0% chance of there being one purposefully. There is no reason for one.

- AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Note: I am a creature :3 hehe

I’m a crazy creature

I have to explain this so often. This is my pet mold, I’ve heard from a few randoms that apparently it’s a species of mold native to my silo and my silo only.

My silo? This? [I once again gesture at the metal box] Oh that’s their pen! Of course I had to put five meters of titanium otherwise their spores would get out. I was just feeding him wanna see?

[I show you camera footage of food dropping down from a chute into a massive pit filled with mold, afterwards showing the food - a moldy piece of bread - being consumed by the mold in 5 minutes.]

No obviously they are not loud they are mold what are you thinking it only gets loud when people are in there.

Why keep them? Well why not there’s no downside. Plus I don’t have to pay for the garbage disposal. Also scientists pay lots just to do a few experiments on them. I dunno why tho it’s pretty simple. They are mold. You never seen it before?

Oh yes, that crate of wheat is gonna be tommorow’s sacrifice. I find that if I have a bad day and then I give them a lot of stuff the next day is a lot better.