hope 🌌 indigo

Got hope back from surgery. Bitch will not stop singing hotline bling

i want to go on record saying i fucking HATE that song idk who i was this morning

The way hope recovered from wisdom teeth surgery after like an hour nap. Which means we both took off work today to just hang out and watch movies for 12 hours. Not mad. It’s just that i was promised more blood

CANT BE FUCKING KILLED

Hope is getting her wisdom teeth out tomorrow and has entrusted me to take care of her. Rookie mistake

consider this your christmas present

Thinking about when hope and i worked for the dog walking company and would be scheduled from 7 AM to 11 PM every day with 3-hour-long breaks that would constantly become 1 hour long bc nothing ever went right, and how we’d get 1 day off every 2 weeks except not really bc our bosses were always hitting us with the “Hey ik it’s your day off but could you do these 5 visits? :)” and we were suckers that would say yes. Anyways was gonna be like How did we not lose our minds but we definitely lost our minds

AITAH if I don’t want my friend to shave her head bc we have plans to wear bald caps to the pitbull concert in august and I don’t want her bald ass head to look sexier than my bald ass head

Hope is back in town tomorrow after two and a half weeks of not being in my arms….. gonna kiss her with tongue in front of our coworkers IDC

The way all of my coworkers think that Hope has a girlfriend even though i know she’s actually single and yet I still get SOOOOO obnoxiously possessively jealous every time someone brings her fake gf up. She can actually never get into a relationship I would NOT be able to handle it