Ina

@starchygoodness

How are you going to look at this and tell me bears are real??

A rock has more self-awareness.

the best part of the entire star war is when han is posing in ep iv as a stormtrooper and he’s cringing bc he knows it’s gonna come out of his mouth oh no there it fucking is “we’re fine. how are you? “ and then the look of pure agony on his face and he physiclaly doubles over bc he is the most cringe worthy man in the galaxy in that moment

no, the best part is that Harrison Ford improvised that phrase.

THE 1ST ONE.

I hate the AM/PM system because I can never remember which 12 is midnight and which is noon.

I hate 24 hour time cuz I don’t know what 15 o clock is.

It’s 3 hours after 12 o’clock. You know, like how numbers work.

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

i wasn’t ready

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you