World’s first elderly teenage girl

i Hate when straight women are (in good faith) calling out other straight women for being weird towards lesbians and they’ll go “well you see i am straight and with a man but sometimes i will see women and think Hmm 👀 maybe i should ditch the whole man thing because Women ❤️” Like not too be too curt with you but frankly i do not care about your personal feelings about women. whether you actually are attracted to them or not. etc. if you’re a straight woman and care about us Just Defend Us. i do not need to hear a Thesis about how you Love ❤️Women❤️ but are Unfortunately Straight. well you are Unfortunately being a little annoying.

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

it really is disappointing how much leftist talking points and criticisms of individuals are directly drawn from critique of the appearences of individuals or oppressing factors related to them. people who can't critique Elon musk without critiquing his social inadequacy when he's autistic, people who can't critique graham linehan without calling him ugly, people who can't critique Donald Trump without bringing up that he wears diapers, or is ugly, etc. etc. etc. idk bro the fact that these people are fascists who directly get people killed feels a bit more important!

something something that quote about how much of gender presentation is made of one’s mannerisms and one’s walk and how much disability inhibits or totally disallows that, rendering you forcibly genderless in presentation. something something the fact that disabled adults are so frequently infantilised and framed as sexless and unfuckable. something something “you can’t be trans/gay AND disabled”. something something being stripped of your adult, gendered, sexual identity as a disabled person.

able bodied people love to forget that they're only temporarily able bodied. everyone, unless they die early for whatever reason, will become disabled in some way. you're not invincible. you're not "doing something right" that the rest of us failed at. time is coming for you. everyone becomes disabled eventually.

i feel like we've completely killed the ability to just gently tell someone when they're wrong or that their opinions don't pass the vibe check. we have to accommodate every single type of person and all their dogshit opinions OR we have to drive them off the internet, no in between

Writing Vi and Mel working together and slowly bonding over how they both struggle with loving individuals who cause harm, pain and fear really reminds me of what a waste it was to whisk away Mel from the Piltover/Zaun conflict in S2. These two have so much potential for heartbreaking character moments: No matter how much Jinx terrorizes the cities and no matter how much Ambessa’s military campaigns Vi can’t stop loving her sister and Mel can’t stop loving her mother.

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it