I just really want to claim the fact that back in like 2017/2018, when I was subbing, I had a playlist of music to play at school and it was like all instrumental pop music. I hope those children appreciated that I was so ahead of my time with my Bridgerton strings music.

I’m 1000% trying to get my boss to admit he’s in love with me.

I got into an argument with a broker yesterday at work because she kept giving me the wrong documents. I told her, “We need this, this, and this.” And she only gave me two of the documents. So I pulled the file out of the queue and told her, “We still need this.” She reuploaded one of the things she already gave us. I tried to be nice that time and didn’t pull it out of the queue (it costs them points to put things into my queue to review) and just sent her an email saying we need that one document still to go with the other ones she gave us. She uploaded the same fucking thing again. So I pull it out of the queue again and call her and fully explain for the third time what we’re doing here and what I need because what she’s given me is unusable without that document.

Can I just say…as I’m getting older, I’m missing more and more having friends to just constantly be talking to. I have two real friends. My best friend and I have a snapstreak that’s almost three years strong (it’s only that short because she left her phone in a gas station bathroom on a road trip; I’m pretty sure we were at 2 years at that point). But I miss just texting people constantly.