dearly beloved

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

i absolutely hate when things decay and i know its so childish of me but i cant stand when things wear out. whyyyyyyyyyy just stay forever

You gotta get into alchemy I’m telling you

Toxicity is healthy when youre 18 and hate life but girl at some point you have to love something

We're all struggling lets get some waffles or something