the a stands for antonio machín

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

Honour Roll, Planets, and Other Things That Nearly Killed Me.

✨I hope at least one of your classes gets cancelled tomorrow✨

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

What men think women are like verses what women are actually like

Let’s name the director:  Darren Aronofsky. He has since directed mother! where he forced Jennifer Lawrence to reshoot a scene after she broke a rib or something. He is still really praised in cinephile circles, which is why I want to name and shame him. 

And let us all admit that directors like Darren Aronofsky are not being praised DESPITE this behaviour but rather BECAUSE of it. They’re seen as edgy and willing to take risks and do what needs to be done, no matter the fallout, to get the perfect shot. They take risks for their art. Except, of course, they don’t. They make other take risks, they push and damage other people, not themselves.

aronofsky thinks of himself as an intellectual filmmaker, auteur artiste what have you, and the industry eats it up. the problem is that his movies are a glaring example of ~thinking of themselves as smarter than they are~ and are really, really intellectually juvenile. not that it would excuse his behavior if he was some genius but it makes it even funnier / sadder that he basically makes elaborate student films. the symbolism in black swan is so so flat and dumb, mother was a bad bible / god as artist allegory, the fountain moved me to tears when i saw it drunk on a plane but that’s the only scenario where it works. it’s just so not worth it smh. also he keeps dating his starring actresses which is creepy and wears a SCARF at all times like he couldn’t be more of a cliché if he tried

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Ok but yaoi was a big thing before lgbt people started coming into the spotlight. (I’m just trying to defend yaoi. Don’t mind me)

…. did you just say that “yaoi” has been around longer than gay people

yaoi threw the first brick at stonewall

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot