it's a moo point, it's like a cows opinion

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea

- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

jane: uh…

mr rochester: mmm yes i see in you an avoidance to be anything but solitary and silly and scared

jane: i haven’t even said anything—

mr rochester: anyways what do you think of mr rochester? is he hot? is he sexy? don’t you think he’s SMOULDERING? and so passionate? and such a fun dude to talk to?

jane:

"May the Force be with you."

POV: Nothing just Star Wars aesthetics ✨🌌 Thank you George Lucas 🥺💕

BONUS: Trinity letting Mel's hair down

THE PITT S02E15 "9:00 P.M."