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This is why YOU 🫵 should choose Dohko as your adoptive parent

-He is old as fuck

Scared to watch your parents wither away in front of your eyes and that YOU 🫵 will outlive them? Not to worry! Dohko will outlive YOU 🫵! At 261yo (and could have still be going if not for the incident), he will see YOU 🫵, your children, your children's children, your children's children's children, and much more people die before his eyes!

-He is funny as fuck

He is introduced in the show by making his adopted daughter (I'll come back to that) tell his student that he's on death's door, and when confronted, said it was a joke and blamed his student for getting worried. If that's not the funniest thing YOU 🫵 ever heard for a 261yo that looks like a dehydrated raisin, what is?

-Already has beautiful children

YOU 🫵 want to be an older sibling? Not to worry! He comes pre-packaged with two pretty and extremely polite children that YOU 🫵 WILL get attached to immediately. YOU 🫵 can meet his perfect adopted daughter and student that he raised to be extremely polite today if YOU 🫵 make the right choice!

(WARNING: Student come with the risk of rising blood pressure with how often he dies, but YOU 🫵 will get used to it because like his daddy, he simply refuses to die and will outlive YOU 🫵 in the end)

-Old men yaoi

YOU 🫵 want to witness a doomed love between two men that fought a war together and are now forced to fight against each other due to the sick and inevitable nature of gods, all to end in tears and the promise to see each other again in another life time? WELL LUCKY FOR YOU 🫵, Dohko and his husband got that covered too!

-Good parenting no matter the age

Even without the wisdom of two (2) hundred years, YOU 🫵 will get a good dad! He raised the product of his teen pregnancy so well, that boy became the savior of the world against a god! So rest assured that no matter which versions of him YOU 🫵 will get (which there's a lot), YOU 🫵 will receive top tier parenting (and training if so is your wishes)!

-12 weapons for play

The Libra cloth, which he possesses, is made of 12 weapons that are so powerful, they can destroy the foundation of a god's underwater base (canon)! If YOU 🫵 are nice enough and in real need, he will surely let YOU 🫵 used one of his trusty nunchuck, or even sword, to swing at one of the shield to calm down the rage he saw within YOU 🫵! It also mean YOU 🫵 don't have to worry about your safety, because daddy stay strapped and will send YOU 🫵 one of those if he senses YOU 🫵 are in danger. And isn't that neat?

So vote Libra Dohko to be your adoptive dad TODAY

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The game treats the Miis like they’re real people and makes zero mention ever that they are not, and only ever refers to them and their POV as if they are real and you are their caretaker! While playing this honestly messed with my head pretty badly at times and made me worry a lot on if I was hurting real people/not doing enough for real people while I was playing!

I cannot imagine how much worse this would be for someone who’s unmedicated, non-dormant, or experiencing breakthrough symptoms! Do please be careful and PLEASE remember to have a way to reality check yourself while playing the game!!!

What if the mystery with Seika going missing from the orphanage in Japan, had a different outcome?

This fanfic was created from realizing that Seika is born on March 18, and that date means she is a Pisces....

Like Aphrodite.

The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!

OHHH EMU?? Not bad

Eh... All of them? Or just Little My?? Or Moominpappa for being at the forefront? I'm not sure how to interpret this. I think shenanigans are going to happen anyway.

My children... mmmm it will depend heavily on their ability on not to piss each other off whether or not it will be a peaceful 8 hours

Apologize to him losing the queer war 😔 I’m sorry king

Too tired to tag

apparently "include intersex people" is too high a standard for a lot of the queer community, but I don't think it should be optional anymore tbh. include intersex people or die by my sword 🤺