YO.

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

this is it. this is the worst post.

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

FREE HIM

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

I also appreciated how the second rescuer’s attempt at helping the first pick up the Pikachu was to just (try to) pick up both of them.

I want a service that’s like “hey remember this?” and then shows something that sucker punches you with nostalgia from the deepest, darkest recesses of your mind

Alternatively, it just shows you a cartoon you used to watch as a kid and its name has been on the tip of your tongue for the last 3 years

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that ‘your mom’ jokes kid and that hypochondriac kid had going on