Prentisslove

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

they should also invent a waking up that is easy

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

How to convince your friends to watch and fall in love with a TV show/ movie that you love without talking over it, except I'm allowed to rant autistically about parts of the show at random intervals.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

confession: i am actually horrified of women in real life. like virtually? i can at least pretend i'm flirty. in person? nope. i'm a shy, stuttering, giggling pile of mush the second i get a compliment from a woman.

LOOOOOORD HAVE MERCY

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

Hello Section Chief Prentiss 🥰

I need people to talk about ali ahn’s arms in the zoom interview because oh my god