“ and who the fuck are you to tell me that, hm ? “

“ doubt it. i don’t really visit these parts of town often enough to meet people. “

"I'm sorry, have we met?"

"Here, let me help you with that."

"You look familiar to me."

"Excuse me, but I've lost a dog..."

"Store's closed. Come back tomorrow."

"Nice shirt."

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Are you ready?"

"What is that you're listening to?"

"Can I see that?"

"I'm sorry but I dropped something and it rolled by your foot."

"I thought about saying a bad pick-up like but decided to just go with 'Hi!'."

"Did you come where with anyone?"

"What you see is what you get."

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."

"Can you believe them?"

"Can we share a taxi?"

"Who the hell are you?"

"Was that the last one?"

"Who do we have here?"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?"

"If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?"

"Life's not fair, is it?"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

“May I please have smooches?” He stated again with a smirk. 

gives him exactly one small smooch.

“May I have smooches?” 

Tagged by: i stole it.

Tagging: steal it. ~

MUSE: Jocelyn Garrett FC: ( pending ) OCCUPATION: working in retail AGE: 23 SEXUALITY: pansexual PRONOUNS: She/her

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 push-ups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 15 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

I know how to wield a variety of weapons

I can use magic proficiently

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily  

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have/had at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have break-danced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life