Veras the Arch System

genshin impact really did knock it out of the fucking park with Columbina. “We heard critiques that Mavuika wasn’t interesting to the part of our audience that doesn’t care for shonen manga so we made the next “archon”. She’s a blind disabled autistic trans lesbian. There are like 3 women she clearly wants to fuck. What do you think about her.” Genshin you better do this again for Snezhnaya please please

love when ocs grab you by the shoulders and tell you something essential to their lore without you getting a say in it

@funnier-as-a-system ?

good news i AM starting to hear my inner voice more and more bad news she’s reaaaaally upset in there

@funnier-as-a-system ? Two back to back for you

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

I believe it’s a protection spell against fey, is it not?

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

@funnier-as-a-system

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten