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“Tell Edward how it hurts! Tell him to avenge you! Tell him! Tell him!”

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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smilecapsules-deactivated202106

#the papas mia

cosmoso

out the window in olden; june 2020

cc-2020

sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

cc-2020

alternatively

clone #1, looking at the security cam footage: oh yeah that's totally me

clone #2: no way look at this handsome face. that's me

clone #3: you weren't even on coruscant during that time

clone #2: that's my cover

clone #4: shut it everybody i stabbed him

clone #1, furiously pointing at the footage: he wasn't stabbed you shithead, he got shot!

clone #4: yeah with my knife

smhalltheurlsaretaken

One of the Clones eagerly suggests a DNA test to prove he’s guilty and the people investigating die inside.

fiyabwal

"Im spartacus" but they are actually all spartacus

shuseph

Not to be rude but naruto would run so much faster if he used his arms like a normal person

mrpibb

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awakandangoddess

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

misomimii

Same energy

Lmao

lpbear

cevansdilf

victorgparra-deactivated2020111

wizardsexmachine

POPEYE?!?!??

wizardsexmachine

tofandomhellandback

Did someone do this yet?

judgmentandsentiment

What does deadname mean

didntwantanaccount

Why is this on the Dragonball wiki?

queen-breha-organa-archived-dea

Can’t wait for the Star Wars prequel “Sand” where we find out Anakin hates sand because his mom was killed by sand peop- wait a minute

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forever90s

mmmmememeemememeeoeoowwoowwww-d

devilbunzz-moved

justcatposts

He pretends like he’s chewing to communicate that he’s hungry!

(via)

optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv

where is his shirt and pants

Casual Friday

can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees

faggetrix-moved

That's about 180 C for anyone outside America

firefox-official

this post isn’t for them

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trucoopfields

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

FULL VIDEO

honkyycat

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

germanova-deactivated20220729

Captions?????

mwagneto

Woman: …come to Dallas, I don’t want you to miss out on six flags, it’s a lot of fun

Elton: I’ve been to six flags in Kansas city… and I’ve been to six- heh, no I shouldn’t say this- *voice raised* six flags did you say? *both him and the crowd laugh* was there an L in it- yes there was yes… *laughter dies down* I must tell you a story, it’s an incredible story, it’s digressing totally, but…in England, in England a faggot… is an- is a sausage! And um… it’s a North country sausage- *phone beeps indicating the woman has hung up* oh! *crowd laughs*

Bernie: *laughing* she wasn’t interested! …she didn’t care!

Elton: *laughing* immediately now 7 million Warner Brothers people are running for the exits- no and this is true, a faggot is a North country sausage and it’s- I mean um… you know and there’s this firm in england, bird’s eye, who’re a frozen food company, and like, we arrive at London airport, all these poor old American tourists, they get off the plane at 6.30 in the morning and they walk down the corridor and the first thing they see is “HAVE BREAKFAST WITH A FAGGOT” *loses his mind laughing* *sputtering* but i usually turn them away- um-

partytarot-moved-deactivated202

do u guys ever like. search up a phrase u wrote on google to make sure it’s an actual phrase and not just a bunch of words ur brain jumbled together or is that just me

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