āTell Edward how it hurts! Tell him to avenge you! Tell him! Tell him!ā
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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āTell Edward how it hurts! Tell him to avenge you! Tell him! Tell him!ā
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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#the papas mia
out the window in olden; june 2020
sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night
alternatively
clone #1, looking at the security cam footage: oh yeah that's totally me
clone #2: no way look at this handsome face. that's me
clone #3: you weren't even on coruscant during that time
clone #2: that's my cover
clone #4: shut it everybody i stabbed him
clone #1, furiously pointing at the footage: he wasn't stabbed you shithead, he got shot!
clone #4: yeah with my knife
One of the Clones eagerly suggests a DNA test to prove heās guilty and the people investigating die inside.Ā
"Im spartacus" but they are actually all spartacus
Not to be rude but naruto would run so much faster if he used his arms like a normal person

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This
gotta be the equivalent to this
Same energy
POPEYE?!?!??
Did someone do this yet?
What does deadname mean
Why is this on the Dragonball wiki?
Canāt wait for the Star Wars prequel āSandā where we find out Anakin hates sand because his mom was killed by sand peop- wait a minute

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He pretends like heās chewing to communicate that heās hungry!Ā
(via)
where is his shirt and pants
Casual Friday
can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees
That's about 180 C for anyone outside America
this post isnāt for them

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this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though itās not really used in that context)
FULL VIDEO
you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this
Captions?????
Woman: ā¦come to Dallas, I donāt want you to miss out on six flags, itās a lot of fun
Elton: Iāve been to six flags in Kansas city⦠and Iāve been to six- heh, no I shouldnāt say this- *voice raised* six flags did you say? *both him and the crowd laugh* was there an L in it- yes there was yes⦠*laughter dies down* I must tell you a story, itās an incredible story, itās digressing totally, butā¦in England, in England a faggot⦠is an- is a sausage! And um⦠itās a North country sausage- *phone beeps indicating the woman has hung up* oh! *crowd laughs*
Bernie: *laughing* she wasnāt interested! ā¦she didnāt care!
Elton: *laughing* immediately now 7 million Warner Brothers people are running for the exits- no and this is true, a faggot is a North country sausage and itās- I mean um⦠you know and thereās this firm in england, birdās eye, whoāre a frozen food company, and like, we arrive at London airport, all these poor old American tourists, they get off the plane at 6.30 in the morning and they walk down the corridor and the first thing they see is āHAVE BREAKFAST WITH A FAGGOTā *loses his mind laughing* *sputtering* but i usually turn them away- um-
do u guys ever like. search up a phrase u wrote on google to make sure itās an actual phrase and not just a bunch of words ur brain jumbled together or is that just me