Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don't make you feel warm (bad)

sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

damn girl, you look like you are easily overpowered (flirting)

ever since i was a little girl i knew i don't want to drive

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

“you can’t sleep your problems away” i can still try tho

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

that wave of sadness creeping up on you out of nowhere is always such a weird feeling. like you can practically feel it resting itself on your shoulders

two way corruption kink where we're both just making each other grosser