Bruh

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

not to be dramatic but i would kill for truffles

the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it

Henry David Thoreau having all of his meals sent to him and laundry done while patting himself on the back for being such a back-to-the-land individualist: #simpleliving #aesthetic #waldenpond #cottagecore

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary