h2o would be so much better if rikki could say fuck

if h2o were made today all the 'outdoor' scenes would be shot on a soundstage with a shitty greenscreen, and the tails would be all cgi instead of meticulously hand-crafted masterpieces. we'd probably have canon gays but god at what cost

wait i performed abnormal behaviors. fuuuuuuuck

group gentle weeping begins in 6 beautiful minutes

my mellon collie ass could never face the infinite sadness

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

"hang on let me ask" followed by a few moments of silence and a confident answer is a whole ass plural mood

He lives in an apartment with other people. People whose cookware he has destroyed and buried in the backyard.

any particular reason he does that??

He, and I quote "likes to bury things"

new CDC guidelines detail how killing yourself can effectively prevent you and others from infection

Changing my pronouns to Yes/And. Please respect my commitment to the bit and refer to me as whatever is funniest in the current situation

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess