let me live feral in the ozarks

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

it's so fun in here you can make up all the aliens and funky-shaped planets you want without also inventing new ways to be antisemitic about it

You’re assuming that the antisemitism isn’t the point.

They can still be antisemitic. Just look at jk rowling

@ominous-signs somehow this seems in your wheelhouse

Official ominous sign

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Deeply Cursed Fursona

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful