pls say sike

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”

Enjoy loves doing this thing where she stands at the foot of my bed and just sits there watching me for 5-10 minute periods

They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

5/10

fuck valentine’s day!!!!!! fuck those adorable hallmark cards shaped like hearts!!!!! fuck champagne and chocolate and quiet music and fuck wrapping your arms around someone and holding onto them like a life raft and telling them how much they mean to you!!!!!! fuck being around people!!!!!!! fuck love!!!!!! who needs any of that shit annywa y lol valentine’s day i sall a corpo rat e ho  li day desigwnnd t capilskjtse on strihgag lo vke and j lask djskd jfsals djsdlfkajdls afjklkjdf fd

Hallmark took them out

Never reblogged something harder in my life

yall pay attention while driving? 😭 i just took a nap going 80 down the highway i let the devil guide me