I can't think of a clever title

“I’m an Ally” Buck you were on SeanCody.com for 7 hours last night and your dick is still sore from it.

Hen: How has coming out been treating you? Buck: Oh, I don't tell people off the bat that I'm bisexual. Chim: Why exactly? Buck: Because I like to wait until they say some homophobic shit, and then I laugh and am like, "You know I'm bisexual, right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Tommy and Eddie: That's so hot.

All the people erasing ace and aro rep because "asexual people can have sex"' and "aromatic people can want romantic relationships" is giving the same vibes as "they just haven't met the right person yet" or "I can change them"

anyway if i dont reblog this im dead so jot that down

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[lawyer voice] does the date nov 5th 2020 mean anything to you

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.