This lady is like “hmm, sure is WIMDY”

Babe I can’t come over today I got powned by someone’s online rantsona… Babe no they crossed their arms babe it was bad.

Babe please I’m crying they’re making a 2 part video.

puts Baja Blast instead of gasoline in my truck and it comes to life and starts fucking other cars

ladies and gentlemen this is Mambo number DIE

tommy and Timmy are adults right like they run a store

i think they are toddlers

how do they run a store so efficiently

they work together

i dont think he says this. i dont think this is a thing any of the funny animals say

i think you are telling a little lie for online

hm…..i think you are also telling a little lie for online

they blocked me for this which i think proves that they were a little beast or perhaps even a gnome trying to tell lies for online and i caught them in the act

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

But I’m not wearing socks??

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place

The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty

what are the signs of luigi

The fact that people actually listened to Greek philosophers is crazy. Imagine living in 300 B.C or something, sniffing bay leaves & this old dude comes to you and says "We are not living in the real world... This is just a Shadow World" and you say "aight"

evil golden girls

fuck you for being a friend