Screaming Into The Abyss

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

Just heard a coworker shout I 💥 NEED A 💥 MARGA 💥 RITA 💥 from the lobby. So I'm sure everything is fine out there.

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

Most Bro Strider coded post of all time maybe