Screaming Into The Abyss

Every day I get so many emails. And when I reply to them? People respond, and that's MORE emails. Help. 😵‍💫

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

Coworker (60) was cursing under his breath to himself trying to get something to work on his computer. Other coworker (25) asked, "Are you winning son?" which went unanswered for quite a while, until finally coworker (60) very quietly went "..........'son'?"

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

still think it’s incredible they made a movie musical about pt barnum where the point is like love and accept yourself no matter who you are or what you look like <3 when pt barnum irl was like exploitation georg who lives in a circus and and dehumanizes 10,000 people daily. not sure how they came up with that one

I think it is so beautiful and wonderful and joyful and magical that we live in a world where we’ve all collectively agreed that a select group of puppets are Real People and everyone’s in on it and everyone always plays along. so now they’re just widely accepted to be real alive people. yeah that’s elmo. that’s a real guy his name is elmo and he’s red and he’s a baby and he’s real.

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

models on the runway... plenty of confidence. i respect it. when i have to turn around, go back inside and get a whole new outfit on there's usually more shame involved

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

The authors barely concealed historical fixation

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.