i think abt anne rice’s answer to “what are your work habits for a novel?” probably every single day

Okay so the fantasy is I’m a (helpless, naive) bellboy and you’re a (strong, confident) guest at the hotel I work at and you get so horribly turned on by my (waifish, vulnerable) nature that you (sure of yourself, knows better than I do) have no choice but to take advantage of me even if I say no. this is what I came up with after having you here for less than 10 minutes though give me more time and we can do even more fun stuff that I come up with.

[tom delonge voice] this vacation’s useless these white pills aren’t kind I’ve given a lot of thought on this 13 hour drive

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job