ah yes, my favourite tlt characters:
200 dead children
literally Joan of Arc
First Flower of the Ninth House, the Best Cavalier They have Ever produced, Their Triumph, the Best of Them All,
guy with the worst surname ever
cherry valley forever
Keni
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Andulka
Peter Solarz

Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
AnasAbdin
taylor price
trying on a metaphor

Janaina Medeiros

shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
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ah yes, my favourite tlt characters:
200 dead children
literally Joan of Arc
First Flower of the Ninth House, the Best Cavalier They have Ever produced, Their Triumph, the Best of Them All,
guy with the worst surname ever

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Honestly that Tamsyn pitch I made sounds like something I would make when high. I need to write down my pitches when high so I can also come out with a best selling series
Ianthe making Harrow’s hair grow faster is such a little bitch move. One of the most benign things she’s done but if Harrow knew about it she’d probably be the most mad over it compared to literally anything else. 
Tamsyn Muir Pitching The Locked Tomb Series (probably?)
Tamsyn: Okay see so there is this lesbian, and she has a sword. Like a BIG fucking sword, and then there is this OTHER lesbian and she can do bone magic with her hands and like mind and shit. And they hate each other, ALOT. Then you have this other lesbian, COMPLETE insufferable bitch everyone hates her, BUT she can do bone magic for TWO and she has a HOT twin sister who is in love with this OTHER lesbian. Don't get me started on the weird lov-
Publisher: Tamsyn.
Tamsyn: Yeah?
Publisher: Is this a book about lesbians.
Tamsyn: Well sort of, I mean there are of course "lesbians", but I had to appeal to big HET or I knew my chances of getting published would be slim to none. So I added some characters. For example there is a married couple, eh, you like that? they are a straight married couple, huh, and oh yeah there are like baby teenagers, two of them. They are like the married couple's children, oh, and there is this prince guy and he is straight I think? He is a bit of a chud so yeah, we'll make him hetero. HE is now hetero.
Publisher: Okay. OKAY. That seems to balance out all the lesbians and gay shit going on. Any other characters you want to make note of.
Tamsyn: YES, so there are these two, uh, NOT LESBIAN, very cool characters, the first one: she has 2 swords and she is super cool, definitely not a lesbian, and has a sharp angular bob cut and she is like jacked as FUCK and she protects the other one who is for all intents and purposes, a guy. And this guy is sort of a dominant in the streets submissive in the sheets kind of guy, if you catch my drift. hehe? THEY DON'T DO THAT THOUGH CAUSE THEY ARE COUSINS. But yeah they are like totally gay, what are we talking about again?
Publisher: *sigh* okay so that is TREADING the incestuous line a little, don't you think?
Tamsyn: Oh, That reminds me! I almost forgot did I mention the twins?
Publisher: Yeah, you mentioned them towards the beginning of this meeting, what does that have to do with- wait, no- OH NO.
Tamsyn: RELAX pal. That's not even like the worst thing. I can make loving a dead body unproblematic.
Publisher: I'm sorry, I need you to say that again.
Tamsyn: I can make loving a dead body unproblematic.
Publisher: WHAT.
Tamsyn: I can make loving a dead-
Publisher: NO, I heard you; explain please.
Tamsyn: I thought you would never ask, so like bone magic is pretty big part of this story, that part you probably guessed, but one of these bone lesbians is basically IN love with a dead girl. Like deep lesbian yearning kind of love. You will absolutely cry when you read what I have in store for you.
Publisher: I will NOT cry over a lesbian loving a corpse, Tamsyn.
Tamsyn: You absolutely will. Listen, not to brag but my entire test group cried.
Publisher: Okay. Fine. FINE. Let's talk about something else, what's the setting, where does this whole story take place.
Tamsyn: So, SPACE.
Publisher: Space?
Tamsyn: Mhm.
Publisher: Again, I am going to need you to be more specific.
Tamsyn: Oh okay, so we start off on Pluto, which is actually like this old castle fort then later the whole cast goes to a haunted house.
Publisher: ...A haunted house?
Tamsyn: yeah
Publisher: In space
Tamsyn: yorp
Publisher: First in my bloodline to hear this kind of pitch, go on.
Tamsyn: There are puzzles
Publisher: There are, puzzles? what kind?
Tamsyn: Yeah so puzzle-puzzles with like keys and doors and shit. Then there is a murder, well a series of murders, and everyone is trying to figure out what is killing the others while also being extremely catty to each other the entire time.
Publisher: ...and how many books are you aiming for in this series?
Tamsyn: Two I think. Well, actually realistically probably three. Maybe five, we will see.
Publisher: Lets start with three books, you think you can finish this up in three?
Tamsyn: Ehhh, ehhhhhhhh.... ehhhh?
Publisher: Okay, seems like a reasonable start, let's draw up some contrac-
Tamsyn: *leans in closely* I'm going to make it significantly worse before I make it better.
Publisher: What does that mean?
Tamsyn: You will constantly think about all my characters like they are real people years after you have read my books.
Publisher: What does that MEAN, Tamsyn.
Tamsyn: SPOILERS! ;)
Publisher: TAMSYN!
Tamsyn: Did I mention all these characters are war criminals?
Publisher: ...I
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what if the collapse of the tower of Babel wasnt with other humans, but with other animals?
“My children, it is you. You are not what we wanted, not what we planned for, but you are my experiment, and you are a success.”
So I just finished Adrian Tchaikovksy's "Children of Time" and it's easily my favorite book of the last decade. I am so emotional over these sentient jumping spiders <3
Alternate version under the cut:
Fan art for Adrian Tchaikovsky's amazing Children of Time series :)
tower princes
Great art, horrible and probably cannon

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I am ready to be crucified for my take.
Almost every fan playlist for the characters in the locked tomb series is the musical equivalent of casting Jack Black as Palamedes, Scarlett Johansson as Camilla Hect, Kevin Hart as Isaac Tettares, Adam Sandler as John Gaius, and Dwayne Johnson as The Saint of Duty. You see the issue.
There is a 200% chance any given Locked Tomb fan playlist has Mother Mother, Crane Wives, and Florence + the Machine in it. That alone is not the problem. The problem is when every character has the same songs, including characters who are literal foils to each other. At that point you are not making a character playlist. You are making a playlist for yourself.
These are distinct characters who would not be listening to the same type of music.
Gideon has Stabbitha and the Knifey Wifeys on her playlist, specifically Fuckface McGee or the song DOOSH by the Hell. Harrow is listening to something more depressing than Ethel Cain, if you can picture that. Palamedes has the Sherlock Holmes OST or some scissor sisters in the background running while he works. Camilla listens to experimental hyper-pop or anything with a BPM that would hospitalize a normal person. Ianthe listens to decent music that also happens to be beloved by insufferable people like ABBA, Coldplay, and Cocteau Twins. John Gaius has Bo Burnham and They Might Be Giants. You have to sit in the characters. Their Pathology, and you will figure out their music better. Its okay to listen to the music you do. It's just frustrating seeing Naberius tern playlist have the same music as Gideon the ninth playlist lmao.
"The boy just looked a bit of a dick:" A Discussion of Narrative Dynamics between Gideon Nav and Naberius Tern.
By Cody elevenbenevolentmammoths (I'm just a Ken whose Job is Stage - so please take my analysis with that heaping tablespoon of salt. Also I'm writing this in my downtime at work, so while I've got the wiki to reference, I don't have the books on hand.)
Thesis:
Naberius is Gideon's primary narrative foil and closest character parallel.
Outlook and Attitude:
As cavs, both Gideon and Naberius are members of an exploited class, and though they have experienced very different levels of material privilege within that class, they are both physically and emotionally abused by individuals (not just structures) in power over them. (This puts them in the minority of the Canaan House cavs, alongside Colum. I am discounting Protesilaus here, as he does not seem to have been personally abused in life, only in death--and not by his necromancer or current Seventh House leadership-- so the circumstances are different.)
Understandably, given all that, they are both prone to lashing out in anger. They have similar axes for qualities they respect in people (physical aptitude, martial accomplishment), and are quick to judge people harshly. Gideon is better about keeping her negative comments to herself--partially (if not mostly) because she is faking a vow of silence for a large chunk of the book. We (rightfully) clown on Babs for beefing with a literal 14-year-old...the same 14-year-old that, in her narration, Gideon was calling awful, dreadful, crap, abominable, etc. I imagine she would have been a lot less popular at Canaan House if she started out speaking her mind as freely as Babs does--or, y'know, as freely as she herself did on the Ninth.
Gender Performance, Sexuality, and Coding:
Gideon is a butch lesbian; Naberius is queer-coded. He is a low-tier member of a Mean Girl Posse. He cares too much about his appearance and his smug little jacket. He sews. He has a posh accent. If Corona and Ianthe are to be believed, he has at least once voiced the opinion that studs are earrings on a diet. Any one of these items is enough to get a man called a slur in certain circles. Any two taken together and you've got a 90s Disney villain. All that is to say, Babs is not performing hegemonic masculinity, at least not as we would understand it in a contemporary context.
Is Babs explicitly queer, though? No. Neither is he explicitly straight and/or cis. We don't have access to his internal thoughts on the matter, only the choices he makes in Gideon's presence that the narrative deigns to report on. And what do we see him choose to do? Why, he tries to impress Marta until she shuts him down, and then he starts following Colum around like an overeager puppy. Bi rest my case.
Which leads neatly into...
Inter-House Relationships:
I'm just saying, if Cytherea was actually Dulcinea, and assuming Colum is the youngest Asht brother, both Gideon/Dulcie and Babs/Colum would have an age gap of 9 years. Is that a coincidence? Quite possibly. But what seems less of a coincidence is that Gideon and Naberius, both feeling ostracized, both latch on to the first person they can find who will tolerate them. And in both their cases that person appears about a decade older than them, is chronically ill and disabled*, and seems perpetually exhausted.
And--oh boy, tragedy time!--If Ianthe hadn't eaten Babs, Colum's death could have been averted. Meanwhile, if Harrow hadn't eaten Gideon, Cytherea couldn't have been defeated.
About that.
Structural Parallels:
They are the only two cavs at Canaan House to become Lyctor Cavaliers, as it were
Through much of the book, Naberius is positioned as Gideon's main athletic rival.
Both serve necromancers who are harboring a Big Plot-Twist Secret :) :) :)
Both go on to haunt the narrative in HtN
Both of their reanimated corpses make a bombastic reappearance together in NtN.
The Big What If:
If they had been switched at birth, somehow. If Gideon had been raised on the Third to be the Tridentarii's cavalier. Would she have turned out like Babs?
Let's see. Perhaps that question is already answered for us, more or less. Because we do have a version of Gideon who was brought up under conditions of extreme privilege. We do have a version of Gideon who's been taught she is special. We do have a version of Gideon who has a strange relationship with Ianthe, a version of Gideon who is sad and sulky and has nothing kind to say, a version of Gideon who makes a remarkably Babs-like little speech about her new superhuman enhancements.
That version of Gideon is called Kiriona Gaia.
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*on referring to Colum as chronically ill and disabled: I imagine the missing finger causes him some issues, but it is also suggested he has brain damage. Moreover, I think even if he isn't textually chronically ill, he can definitely be read as such, as being regularly soul-siphoned could function on a metaphorical level for a whole host of conditions. But that's a whole nother post.
Listen, the amount I fornicate is contingent on my car. Right now my car says the levels of promiscuity I am allowed to have is zero. Curse the fuel pump gods and their prudish behavior. Curse my lack of funds. The flesh is sewn shut down there with signage that says, "gone fishing." This is absolutleu dreadful and is making quite a mess of my brain right now.
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