HIYA!!!! i’ve been infected with a horrific disease (Minecraft Youtuber) and i need to make it everyone else’s problem. but in a really funny and cool way. i promise. why are you making that expression of bemusement and disbelief. you shouldn’t be able to do that. you’re in my head.
anyway that’s my mission statement. here’s some random information about me that feels appropriate in this context. in dot point format.
i’m 22. oh joy. i’m woefully vulgar and lovingly distasteful. that’s both a request that no minors follow me please and an advertisement for likeminded freaks and fools.
they/them, i am nonbinary and a lesbian. *hits you with the transgender beam*
i'm physically disabled, i have CFS/ME. i'm also AuDHD.
my main is deathchic
i am a complete fucking idiot and also a genius
i know nothing but i'm always right
everything i say is either complete bullshit or divine truth
i hold a DEEP hatred for the term content creator and "content" in general. i will inevitably end up using them for the sake of ease, intelligibility and specificity but know it's under duress. they are YOUTUBERS to me they make ART in the medium of YOUTUBE im on my soapbox oh god
relevant stuff!
watch every vid: mumbo, joel, scar, grian
inconsistent viewer but still a fan: skizz, bdubs, gem, x, ren, cleo
certifiably Not Normal about: scar and mumbo
i deeply adore both minecraft and youtube but i love youtube more. im often thinking of things that happen from a video making standpoint first, and i greatly value the artistry and storytelling in the production, as much if not more than in game stuff (although obvs you cant seperate them too much, it's a combined medium.) mumbo joel bdubs skizz being so high is very typical of my preferences
peace and love on planet parasocial <3
tag list!
misc: hc10, hc11 (hermitcraft season), yapstreet barkington (mumbito original), vid (contains video), nyt (not youtube), cs25, cs26 (charity stream)
life series: 3l (third life), ll (last life), dl (double life), liml (limited life), sl (secret life), wl (wild life), ls (any/all life series)
creator tags (alphabetical by casual name): 100 (bdubs), vb (beef), zc (cleo), cf (cub), dm (doc), el (etho), fs (false), gt (gem), g (grian), i (impulse), ij (jev), sg (jimmy), jh (joe), sb (joel), ld (lizzie), lw (martyn), mj (mumbo), pm (pearl), rd (ren), ws (scar), ln (scott), sm (skizz), tt (tango), x (xisuma), z (zed)
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imagine being ethos lab at your stupid ass fucking desk stupid fucking mouse pad from a defunct 90s tech store rotting from the inside out stupid kleenex box stupid sideways mouse bitch in the goddamn canadian wilderness on your dead decrepit amish farmland nobody around for miles except the occasional car crash lights all off monitor at 30 brightness illuminating your face opening a screenshot of your wild life episode one recording in ms paint and very carefully zooming in and cropping it to perfectly centre frame the minecraft avatar of the man you have been in a back and forth gay ass faux relationship for a decade the man who has said before he would read fanfiction of you both romantically the man who has called you his boyfriend so that everyone can see he is the focus HE is the focal point of the episode he is the call he is the main attraction and btw this matches his thumbnail perfectly did you even know that? did you see his thumbnail because you see all his videos and choose to mirror it purposefully or are you so linked in all you do it just happened . saving that image uploading it to youtube (WHICH YOU NEVER DO) and hitting publish and then just leaving your desk and going to bed alone like it means nothing and if you close your eyes the monitor burn into the back of your retina shows you his ghost
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Cam: It-it-it-it-it breached containment, massively. Um, so much so that I got messages from family members as well. I got a message from my dad's best man? At his wedding, who I haven't seen in a number of years, congratulating me on my engagement. (three seconds silence) My dad's best man. In the family group chat, I got a message from my auntie that said, um, "why have I heard that you're engag-" I need to find the exact quote, because it was just so ridiculous, hold on-where is it again...yeah. "Cameron Wilson, what's with the 'he said yes' thing?" Um, "so and so thought you got engaged but I told him that wasn't Scott." The tweet went to my auntie's colleague, at work, who recognized it was me and showed my auntie, at work, that I had gotten engaged.
Cam: So that when she sees the tweet—and she has met Scott, a couple times, and gets on really well with Scott. So is obviously massively confused and calls me immediately to say, "what-what's happened with Scott? Who is this man?" Um. So, yeah, it went to my auntie's work, who-who then she had to, very very confused realize that I wasn't actually engaged, and I had to explain the situation. Um. So that was fun.
Cam: Um. I got a message from my mum? My mum messaged me, um, (through laughter) it was quite a funny message, actually. I need to find it. Cause she follows me on Twitter, my mum follows me on Twitter, I need to find what she said. She-she like said, um, (laughs). Where is it, hold on. Hold on, yeah, here it is, says, um, "is your friend Grian Scottish? Gaelic Duolingo just told me Grian equals sun." To which I respond, "no, his name is actually—" and then Grian's name, um, and then she just goes, "oh, well..." and then that's the end of the conversation. So. Yeah.
watching grian sit there awkwardly as two women make gay jokes about their team is so awesome more straight men should do this. i think its good for them
the year is 2030 and giggs has devolved into fifth. grian has found ways to make testicle based jokes at shocking speeds. impulse keeps making innuendos that would be slightly more subtle if not for his bursting into laughter immediately afterwards. scar draws himself a giant rainbow dick and balls in meccha chameleon and says happy pride and then makes sure everyone sees it. skizz says fuck now. gem maintains plausible deniability, except to call grian a cunt one (1) time
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