EVERYONE'S TALKING!

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

(via rockestra, fuckyeahalternativebands)

one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.

Got reminded of this post because someone liked my reply to it. Almost immediately afterward, we got a discord DM with some good news. Guess what the brain's autofill decided we were gonna say in response? That's right. Root wheat.

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose