Barefoot on the Moon!

romcom idea: chaotic time traveler who goes back in time to seduce as many historical figures as possible to prove that they weren’t straight

I lover the way that the headline on that Verge article completely eliminates all of the nuance in her argument.

No but Rett Madison is awesome! 

Why did they use the Sherlock Holmes music at the start?? 

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

[ID: a drawing of a wheelchair on a purple background with “this is not my prison this is my freedom” written above it. end ID]

Hire this person

cleaning gurus: minimalism only. you can only own 3 t shirts and a cactus. white walls. you can have one pen and a piece of paper. everything you own has to fit into a backpack everyone: omg this is SUCH good advice i followed this exactly and it CHANGED. MY. LIFE. everyone has to follow this!! marie kondo: actually you can keep things you like! getting rid of clutter doesn’t mean getting rid of things that take up space: it means getting rid of things that you don’t need or don’t make you happy. holding onto things that have no personal or practical value creates the real clutter!  everyone: oh my GOD she’s trying to force me to throw away everything i love! she wants me to live in a house with only three t shirts and a cactus!!! she is personally in my house and forcing me to toss out my grandfather’s ashes right now >:( also learn to speak english

its the racism

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