Gray In The MilkyWay

Pokemon AU!

Adora: *standing next to Glimmer* Hey, can you keep a secret?

Glimmer: Yeah, what is it?

Adora: My Pikachu wants to be with your Evee forever.

Glimmer: Aww, that's so cu-

Adora: His trainer wants to be with her trainer forever too.

Pidge with her eyes closed: Lance, are you going to hit me with a nerf gun again?

Lance, offended: It was one time and it was an ACCIDENT.

Pidge: Whatever. Just hurry up.

Lance: Okay, okay. *picks up something* Open your eyes.

Pidge: *opens eyes and stares at the thing Lance is holding in shock* Oh my gosh, Rover?!

Lance: Yeah! I remembered how much you loved him while we were paladins, so I decided to try to build him again! With the help of the Galra and Hunk of course. *realizes something* But it might have a few bugs and kinks, so if you want you could work on him some mo-

Pidge with tears in her eyes: *cuts him off with a jump hug*

Lance: Pidge, watch out! I could've dropped him-

Pidge: This is perfect, Lance. *lets go and looks at him happily* Thank you my love.

So... I'm back. I'm sorry I've been avoiding my headcanons lately. I was supposed to post on my birthday, but I got really sick, so I decided to post the day after.

But I didn't.

I procrastinated for a long time. Even after I got better, I continued to ignore my headcanon schedule.

I didn't avoid it because it was too much. That's not it at all.

I avoided it because I felt like I was done.

I felt as if I did my part already. My headcanons weren't doing so well before I went on hiatus. It started to get to me. It was like after Voltron, I was just trying to carry on something that shouldn't have continued this long.

And then I tried to move onto She-Ra, and things went further down-hill. And it was so bad that I brought back Plance and Kidge headcanons to try and keep this account, along with my Instagram account, alive.

But then I realized that I was still failing.

So when I got sick, I saw it as an excuse to not write anything. And then a couple of days after I got sick, I lost a lot of blood due to a very serious nosebleed that led to blood clots and blood to be regurgitated from my stomach and out of my mouth.

Things kept coming up, and I just saw them as excuses. Then, once things calmed down, my reason for not writing was just cause I was lazy.

I've been rambling long enough. I just wanted to say sorry for being gone for so long. I don't know what to do with this account, but I hope I don't give up completely. Thank you for being patient with me. ❤

Glimmer: Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk.

Adora: You literally got into a bar fight with someone who was flirting with Bow and you screamed "STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!".

Glimmer: So? I'm just protecting my man!

Adora: You and Bow aren't even dating. You basically confessed to him.

Pirates of the Carribean AU!

*The ship is getting shot down*

Everyone on the ship: *fighting off the bad guys*

Keith and Pidge: *stab a guy at the same time*

Keith: Pidge! *grabs her arm* Will you marry me?

Pidge: *eyes widen at his question and yanks her arm away before it got cut by an enemy* I don't think this is the best time! *continues to fight*

Keith: Now might be the only time! *dodges an attack and slashes his sword, then grabs Pidge closer* I love you.

Pidge: *stares at him in shock still before starting to battle the enemies again*

Keith: I made my choice! What's yours?

Pidge: *thinks for a bit before looking away* Shiro! Marry us!

Shiro: *knocks a guy down* I'm a little busy at the moment! *slashes a guy in half*

Pidge and Keith: *look at each other before going back to fighting*

Keith: *kills another monster* SHIRO, NOW!

Shiro: *stabs two of them at once* FINE THEN! *Jumps onto the wheel* Dearly beloved, we our gathered here today! *kicks a couple of guys off*

Keith and Pidge: *realize it's going to take forever and just continue to battle*

Keith: Pidge Gunderson, do you take me to be your husband?

Pidge: I do!

Keith: Great! *spins her around to stab a guy while he stabs another*

Pidge: Keith Kogane, do you take me to be your wife! *beats some more monsters up* Through sickness and health?!

Keith: *stares at her lovingly* I do.

Shiro: Then as the captain, I pronounce you maties! *slaughters more enemies* You may now kiss- *gets interrupted and sighs* Just KISS!

Catra: What's going to change next about you, Adora?! You're sexuality?! Huh?!

Adora: Hey! I'll let you know, my sexuality hasn't changed since I was 12!

Glimmer: Yeah, you tell her, babe!

Pidge: I don't know why, but being married to Lance has really tested my mental stability lately.

Hunk: Why?

Pidge: Every time I ask him for his opinion on something, his responses are completely idiotic and always rhyme for some reason.

Hunk: C'mon, it can't be THAT bad.

Pidge: You wanna see? LANCE, COME HERE FOR A SECOND.

Lance, walking in: Yes, honey?

Pidge: What's your opinion on people consuming cleaning products?

Lance: If it's under the sink, take a drink, ya know?

Adult! Bow x Adult! Glimmer

Glimmer: *laying in a hospital bed*

Bow: *sitting next to the bed*

Doctor: *walks into Glimmer's room* Okay then.

Bow: *stands up* Okay, what?

Doctor: Have you slept, sir?

Bow: No-Yes!- I, uh- It doesn't matter! How's Glimmer?

Doctor: She's fine.

Glimmer: Really?

Doctor: Yes, aside from a mild concussion from your fall, your brain function is completely normal.

Bow: Oh that's great-

Doctor: Yes, we took a blood test. There was some stress that was likely contributed to you passing out. But only because you're a tannemic right now, and that's to be expected, so-

Glimmer, surprised: Wait, what- whyyy is that to be expected?

Doctor: Oh, well, in your current condition...

Glimmer: ?? *looks at Bow confused*

Bow: *looks back at Glimmer, also confused*

Doctor, finally piecing it together: Oh. Woow, you don't know. *smiles nervously*

Glimmer: Know what?

Doctor: You're expecting.

Bow: Expecting what?

Doctor: A baby. *looks over at Glimmer, who is extremely shocked* You're pregnant. About ten weeks.

Bow: *falls back and passes out*

Hunk: Pidge, what's your sexuality?

Pidge: I don't know, but I know I'm attracted to people who have a cute personality.

Keith walking in, holding a box of Captain Crunch Cereal: Pidge, I can't solve the maze puzzle on the back, and it's making me sad :(

Glimmer: You wouldn't like me before I have coffee.

Adora: That's not true, I love you no matter what! :(

Lance: Pidge, why can't I call you by your real name?

Pidge: Sorry Lance, but you have to EARN the right to call me Katie.

Lance:

Pidge: