#shortstackgunshow

Hunk: Pidge, what's your sexuality?

Pidge: I don't know, but I know I'm attracted to people who have a cute personality.

Keith walking in, holding a box of Captain Crunch Cereal: Pidge, I can't solve the maze puzzle on the back, and it's making me sad :(

Keith: *strapped up to a lie detector test*

Lance: Alright, Keith, I'm going to ask you a few questions. Question 1! Is Keith even your real name?

Keith, annoyed: Yes.

Lie Detector: Truth.

Lance: Hmm, okay. Question 2! Who do you like the most out of all the paladins?

Keith: Shiro, of course.

Lie Detector: Truth.

Lance: Wow, you really don't lie, huh?

Keith: *shrugs* I have nothing to lie about.

Lance: Okay, smart guy, question 3! Now this one is a bit more... personal~ *winks*

Keith: Gross; never do that again.

Lance: Yeah I agree with you. Anyways! Question 3; who out of the paladins would you canoodle with? *smirks*

Keith: Easy. Pidge.

Lie Detector: Truth.

Lance: Wait, seriously?! PIDGE?!

Pirates of the Carribean AU!

*The ship is getting shot down*

Everyone on the ship: *fighting off the bad guys*

Keith and Pidge: *stab a guy at the same time*

Keith: Pidge! *grabs her arm* Will you marry me?

Pidge: *eyes widen at his question and yanks her arm away before it got cut by an enemy* I don't think this is the best time! *continues to fight*

Keith: Now might be the only time! *dodges an attack and slashes his sword, then grabs Pidge closer* I love you.

Pidge: *stares at him in shock still before starting to battle the enemies again*

Keith: I made my choice! What's yours?

Pidge: *thinks for a bit before looking away* Shiro! Marry us!

Shiro: *knocks a guy down* I'm a little busy at the moment! *slashes a guy in half*

Pidge and Keith: *look at each other before going back to fighting*

Keith: *kills another monster* SHIRO, NOW!

Shiro: *stabs two of them at once* FINE THEN! *Jumps onto the wheel* Dearly beloved, we our gathered here today! *kicks a couple of guys off*

Keith and Pidge: *realize it's going to take forever and just continue to battle*

Keith: Pidge Gunderson, do you take me to be your husband?

Pidge: I do!

Keith: Great! *spins her around to stab a guy while he stabs another*

Pidge: Keith Kogane, do you take me to be your wife! *beats some more monsters up* Through sickness and health?!

Keith: *stares at her lovingly* I do.

Shiro: Then as the captain, I pronounce you maties! *slaughters more enemies* You may now kiss- *gets interrupted and sighs* Just KISS!

Adult Pidge and Adult Keith from now on as well! ;)

Keith: *in the Garrison lab with Pidge and Matt* Pidge, are you sure this is going to work?

Pidge: *holding a testube full of red liquid over a flask with pink liquid in it* Yes! This should be able to cure that disease one of your teammates has in no time! *pours a little bit of the red liquid into the pink* See? Nothing bad happene- *sees it rattling as it's about to explode* Oh no.

Keith: GET DOWN! *pushes Pidge against a wall as Matt ducks for cover*

Mixture: *explodes, leaving grey ashes on the lab table*

Pidge: Maybe I put TOO much beryllium into the mixture.

Matt: *gets up and looks over at Pidge and Keith* Dude, it wasn't that bad! You pushed my sister into the wall!

Pidge: It's okay, Matt. This isn't the first time.

Matt: What?

All Former Paladins: *standing in a room with a ton of people*

Keith, standing next to Pidge: I still can't believe we have to attend parties like this even though we no longer have the lions.

Pidge: Well, when you save the universe, the appreciation never goes away.

Little Girl: *runs up to Pidge and Keith* Excuse me, can I ask you a question, miss?

Pidge: Aww, of course you can! *crouches down to her level* What do you want to ask?

Little Girl: Well, um... are you and him married? *points to Keith*

Pidge, going red: What?! Of course not!

Keith: Not yet at least.

If there's one thing I love, it's a jealous Keith ;)

Pidge: *groans cause she lost to Lance in Facebreaker* Son of a- how are you so good at this game??

Lance: *smirks confidently* Years and years of pratice, Pidge. But if I'm being honest, *starts to whisper* I memorized the best moves to use yesterday.

Pidge: *gasps and pushes him away lightly* You're such a cheater! *laughs a bit*

Lance: *laughs with her*

Keith: *watching them from afar with a deadly expression*

Allura: *looks at Keith kind of scared* Something the matter, Keith?

Keith: Yeah, Lance is getting to happy with Pidge.

Allura: But they're best friends right? Why would that matter?

Keith: Because, it's not a normal happy! I'm pretty sure he's trying to steal Pidge from me!

Allura: Keith, you're being too paranoid. Besides, it's not like they're making too much physical-

Pidge: Aw fudge! My back is itchy and I can't reach it! Can you get it for me, Lance?

Allura: -contact.

What if the paladins went wormhole jumping, but ended up in one of the alternate realities Slav talked about?

All of the Paladins: *currently on the alternate version of earth*

Keith: We need to get out of here. The longer we stay, the more problems our reality might be facing.

Lance: Yeah, but how? We wanted to go to another planet, but ended up in another REALITY?! How the heck did that happen??

Allura: Calm down, guys. We'll figure something out, I'm sure of it.

Pidge: Yeah! I'm sure after a little bit of science, I can-

Hunk: Uh.. guys?? Look! *points to 5 identical lions landing on the planet*

Keith: Our lions! This must be the alternate version of us.

Alternate Keith: *gets out of his lion and sees the normal paladins* Who are you?! Why do you have your own Voltron?!

Keith: Wait, let us explain-

Alt. Keith: *transforms his bayard into the sword* Explain then. And it better be good.

Keith: I-

Alt. Pidge: *gets out of her lion and runs over to Keith* Love, put your sword away!

Pidge: *stares at her alternate self shocked* Hold on- WHAT?!

Alt. Keith: I don't trust them, babe. They could just be galra trying to imitate us.

Keith: *stares at them shocked as well* Wait a minute-

Alt. Pidge: If they were imposters, the lions would probably look more galra like. Let's hear their story first, okay? *holds Alt. Keith's arm gently and looks at the paladins apologetically* Sorry for my boyfriend; he can be a bit jumpy.

Pidge: Wait, I'm- I mean you're dating Keith?!

Alt. Pidge: Of course I am. No else I'd rather be with. *blushes a bit before looking confused* Are you not dating him too? *points to normal Keith*

Pidge and Keith: *blush hard and look at each other* Uh- we.. I- um!

What if Pidge had a nightmare one night? What if she went to Keith to seek comfort?

Keith: *sleeping on his bed in the castle of lion* ... *twitches as he hears the doors to him room open and footsteps draw near* Hnnn... *turns over and opens his eyes slightly, but widens once he sees a figure staring down at him* Oh my god-! *sits up in panic, but sighs once he sees that it was Pidge* Pidge, what are doing here?

Pidge: *looking down* Move over.

Keith: What-

Pidge: *looks up at him while tears are streaming down her face* I said move over... please...

Keith: *stares at Pidge concerned as he scoots over to the side and lifts up the covers* Get in.

Pidge: *crawls into bed next to him and lays down* Thanks. It's warm here.

Keith: *chuckles a bit before letting go of the blanket and wrapping an arm around her* Are your nightmares getting worse?

Pidge: *nods slowly, trying not to cry again*

Keith: You're still worried about your family?

Pidge: It's hard not to.. *sniff* My brother and father were kidnapped by galra. I... I.. *starts to cry a bit* I'm scared that they're gone forever, Keith...

Keith: ... *hugs Pidge closer to him* We'll find your family eventually, Pidge. I know we will. I knew Matt and Commander Holt back when I was in the Garrison and they were smart men. I'm sure they're fine. Just continue to hope that they're still alive.

Pidge: O-okay... *snuggles closer to Keith* Thank you, Keith.

Keith: No problem, Pidge. *kisses the top of her head, then clears his throat* So, did anyone see you walk in here?

Pidge: Keith, it's the middle of the night. Nobody other than me stays up this late.