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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

Thank you for reblogging this

“Wazzzz goody” ASDHFJKFLFLL LMFAOOOO

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

lets all click on the source of the gif

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

i have tested positive for tzatziki