HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

there’s nothing like a movie video commentary recorded between 1998-2004 for the dvd edition before hollywood realized such a thing could be overproduced and polished so instead it’s just the director, star(s), and maybe a writer in a room on a couch essentially doing a very loose reaction video to their own movie

i feel like mice need a new ability- they have Squeaking and Be Small, but they need something new or else they’re just underpowered.

This is actually really insensitive post and to try and generalize all mice to two abilities is really sad and telling on your own part. mice have many great abilities and can do much more than just Squeaking and Be Small, mouse can actually run in the ball or on the wheel or eat a cracker or clean behind their ears or do cocaine or drive surprisingly well for such little guys.

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

none pizza with all ham

Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

voiceover, quietly, in a New Zealand accent: When I was taking this little guy's photos, I noticed that he was having difficulties getting into the poses and wasn't feeling a hundred percent comfortable. So I scooped him up, un-swaddled him, and gave him a little back massage. Because I knew that he had had a little bit of a hard birth, little bit of a hard entry into the world, and quite often things like a C-section, forceps, or a tight birth canal can often result in a pulled muscle or a knot in their back, shoulders, or neck. And look at that, when I hit the spot, he lets me know, with [voice goes up an octave] a beautiful big SMI-YILE!!! Isn't it gorgeous!! [normal voice] And he was totally comfortable after that.