mud gazpacho

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

im in the earths crust boy you have to dig 1024 ft into uour bedroom floor

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven