mud gazpacho

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

“nobody likes abortion” i do. i think its awesome actually.

i found something inside me that i’m scared of and now i’m going to domesticate it

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

brutalist phalloplasty #HisProletarianSlab

brutalist vaginoplasty #HerIronCurtains

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

Not enough powerful warlocks with side ponytails.