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Starter Pokémon in Ohio

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

are you telling me that barbie STOPS the heat death of the universe?

i see that the barbie people have finally picked up on what stories little girls actually play out with their toys

My husband is playing DnD with some friends and told me to come look at the cat who is sitting in a chair like a person. My husband handed him a d20 and said “sir you have to roll a stealth check to convince the other party members you are a human” and the cat immediately batted the d20 and rolled a 14. The party cheered for him.

The final human player joined the table and they brought out a whole extra chair so the cat could remain at the table. He’s now the party’s official Druid and just canonically in wildshape all the time and therefore unable to speak Common.

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off