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I noticed that you reblog a lot of german stuff . do you have any headcanons about carmen speaking in german like vocal quirks accents and stuff
never thought about that so i do not, but I think she'd make the effort to try and pronounce words or the artifacts she's stealing and the places she's going to the right way
Hab mich gestern wieder an Minecraft gewagt und hab beschlossen, die Mine etwas deutscher zu gestalten.
Hier ein paar Highlights:
gemäà EN 82079 und ANSI Z535 wäre fßr die Stufe 'Vorsicht" passend, fßr die fliegenden Gleise aber mindestens "Warnung" und fßr die Lava auf jeden Fall "Gefahr" zu verwenden!
Die Schilder im Kohlebergwerk Range sollten also unbedingt schnellstmĂśglich angepasst werden!
Sehr geehrte*r german-enthusiast,
vielen Dank, dass Sie uns auf dieses wichtige Problem aufmerksam gemacht haben. Selbstverständlich werden wir uns unverzßglich um dieses Problem kßmmern.
Zuständige Fachkräfte wurden verständigt und werden zum nächstmÜglichen Termin in die Minen entsendet.
Mit freundlichen GrĂźĂen,
Stadt Hamburg (i.A. von Kohlebergwerk Range)
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pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est fĂŠminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?
je vais laisser la communautĂŠ parler:
la baguette, icĂ´ne trans?
oui
non
apparemment on est d'accord, mais maintenant je me demande: si la baguette est transfem, ça serait quoi le pain reprÊsentatif des transmascs?
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

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I just walked into the house after walking the dog and my mom says to me, in the same cheerful voice she uses to send me to go pick up the groceries, "I need you to recrucify Jesus."
Turned out one of the wall crucifixes lost a nail and the J man was getting himself off the cross but that is a hell of an instruction to come home to.
So now I gotta like... cruci fix this.
The other nail fell out when I moved the cross and things got a little cruci flipped.
My favorite genre of posts is posts you could show to any person from the Europe-Mediterranean area across the last 1500 years or so and they'd laugh.
die deutsche sprache ist wirklich gnadenlos wenn es um sexuelle begriffe geht, es ist so eine schande, vor allem weil sie fĂźr alles andere so perfekt ist. like, der fakt das "schwanz" fr das beste wort ist was wir fĂźr fanfics haben ist doch absolut bodenlos, es ist jedes einzelne mal ein jumpscare. ich finds schon schlimm wenn im englischen zu oft "cock" statt "dick" benutzt wird und schwanz ist einfach das in doppelt so schlimm. aber gleichzeitig kann ich's auch niemandem Ăźbelnehmen weil was zum heiligen fick willst du sonst nehmen???? so glied geht vielleicht manchmal noch klar; penis holt jegliche erotik aus der szene imo, das geht nur in so situationen wo's noch nicht sexuell ist; erektion ist in ganz kleinen maĂen mal vllt sinnvoll, aber dann??? was bleibt einem dann?? SOLL MAN FUCKING PIMMEL SCHREIBEN ODER WAS???? so viel nur zum schwanz-dilemma, von den Ăźbersetzungen fĂźr sowas wie precum mĂźssen wir gar nicht anfangen.
live laugh love deutsche sprache fr, aber bei smut arbeitet sie wirklich nur gegen dich.
Mein lieber Scholli. Mein lieber Schwan. Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein. Mein lieber Freund und Kupferstecher. Alter Schwede. Alter Verwalter. Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift. Ach du grĂźne Neune. Da wird ja der Hund in der Pfanne verrĂźckt. Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn. Da brat mir einer nen Storch. Holla die Waldfee. Heidewitzka. Donnerlittchen. Ich glaube es hackt. Leck mich fett. Da boxt der Papst im Kettenhemd. Heiliges Blechle. Ich glaub mich knutscht ein Elch. Das geht aber auf keine Kuhhaut. Da haben wir den Salat. Ich glaube mich tritt ein Pferd.
"on october 3rd he asked me what day it was"
es ist tag der deutschen einheit
happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!
I'd like to say "this will find its audience" but the truth is I just didn't know how to tag this
so either it'll find its audience or it'll get like 0 notes

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One good thing about having a very large extended family is that it gives you examples of what different kinds of lives can look like.
I never thought it was weird growing up for someone to never get married or have kids because one of my uncles did that. I never thought it was weird to be vegan because one of my cousins did that. I never thought it was weird to have a mixed race family because I had cousins and aunts and uncles with mixed race families. I never thought it was weird to be divorced because several of my family members got divorced. And their ex husbands and ex wives still showed up to family gatherings. I never thought it was weird for a woman to have short hair and dress masculine because one of my aunties did that.
I kind of had to become the transgender cousin admittedly but you know what now Iâm the transgender cousin and thereâs an example for the younger generation that being trans is just something you can be.
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Thereâs a regular at the fabric superstore. Sheâs at least 80 years old, and she just got back into sewing after giving it up for 40 years. Weâll call her Irma.
I love Irma.
Irma is constantly surprised by the newfangled sewing gadgets our store sells. Today she bought some extra-fine glass-head pins and a magnetic pincushion. As Iâm ringing her purchases up, she tells me very seriously, âdid you know, if youâre careful, you can sew RIGHT OVER those pins? You donât need to take them out!â
I told her that I liked that you canât accidentally melt the head of the glass pins with your iron, and she nodded. âThey used to all be like that, but times changed.â
I love old sewing machines and asked what kind of machine she has, and she goes, âOh, itâs an old Singer Featherweight that my husband bought me when we were first married. Itâs probably not worth anything anymore, but the thing sews fine. Have you seen the ones those girls over thereââ indicating the sewing machine sub-store in my location ââhave? Those things go in every direction and the needle always comes to the top when you stop sewing! Imagine how handy that is!â
I mention that I used to sew on my grandmotherâs Featherweight but now thereâs a intra-family war about who owns Grandmaâs Featherweight and so no one gets to use it. Itâs genuinely the best portable straight-stitch machine Iâve ever used.
I warn her to never let anyone tell her that Featherweight isnât worth something. âI know, I miss my husband and itâs always going to have a place in my heart, just like your grandmaâs.â
âI mean, Irma, thereâs that, but theyâre also worth a really notable amount of money. The Singer Featherweight is really financially valuable. I almost never see them for sale around here for less than about $400, and thatâs in bad condition.â
âItâs a good thing my husbandâs dead, honey, because if you told him that he managed to buy a sewing machine thatâs worth more in 2021 than he bought it for in 1950, well, heâd be so smug that I just wouldnât be able to tolerate driving home with him.â
please tell irma I love her
The only correct way to play that tbh

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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper
love when a fan loves a piece of media so much they pursue it
"Man I sure do love this show about people and exploring space, I wish i could do that! .......... I am gonna do that"
This is her on the ISS in her own Star Trek uniform.
I feel like it should be pointed out that she was making a specific Janeway reference here too. Her caption was, "There's coffee in that nebula' ... ehm, I mean... in that #Dragon" because the Dragon spacecraft was delivering the first espresso machine designed to work in zero gravity to the ISS